• @[email protected]
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    41 year ago

    Figure out how to make sexual intercourse or masturbation physically pleasurable. Most people seem to get it naturally, but I can’t crack the code.

    • @[email protected]
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      21 year ago

      My advice talk to a doctor ( not a general doctor) go to a specialist. They might be able to give you a hand .

      Sorry could resist the pun.

      Seriously though, a specialist might have an idea of where the disconnect is.

    • @[email protected]
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      41 year ago

      Most bread is bad anyway. Subway is a whole ass franchise built off of bad bread. I’m personally very happy I’ll never have to eat another stale ass too-touhh chibada at some upscale burger place ever again. Knife and fork burgers 4 lyfe.

  • @[email protected]
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    41 year ago

    Auditory processing. Say a vaguely complex paragraph to me and I won’t get anything out of it. It is just one of those things I have to explain to people and ask them to request things in writing. Writing is the polar opposite, I can have details stick with me for decades.

  • mub
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    171 year ago

    Put the ball into an open net in Rocket League.

  • @[email protected]
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    211 year ago

    Tell a joke or story in a linear fashion. I’m always fucking up, or realizing halfway through that I’ve left out an important detail. It’s how my mind works but I’m sure it’s frustrating to others. Plus I just get flop sweat sometimes.

    • Khrux
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      101 year ago

      I just always give too much context to my stories, and quickly realise that I’m giving context for context for context and cant remember my point.

      My closest friend is very similar here though, and we can have great long conversations that are 20 layers deep of tangents and forgetting our original points. We also sometimes yell ‘pin’ at eachother as a shorthand for ‘lets put a pin in this’ which basically means that at some point we’re trying to remember what we wanted to say at that point because it was fun.

    • @[email protected]
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      71 year ago

      i have the opposite issue, i start telling a story trying to make it interesting and engaging and then feel like im running out of time before people disengage so i rush through and sum up 75% of the story in a few sentances and say “so yeah thats pretty much it”.

    • @[email protected]
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      41 year ago

      I can only tell jokes I don’t find funny myself. Normally I can’t controll my laughing after the first couple of words.

  • SGG
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    321 year ago

    Process sugar (diabeetus)

    • @[email protected]
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      91 year ago

      I remember a teacher talking about the physics of how a bike stays up while riding it with no hands. I thought he was joking

    • @[email protected]
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      71 year ago

      It depends on the bicycle. I can do it on some, and not on others. I think it depends on the angle of the steering fork and also the center of balance of the handlebars.

      • @[email protected]
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        61 year ago

        It definitely depends on the bike. I had a mountain bike with big, fat, tires, and I could never ride it without hands. I also have a road bike with super skinny tires that I can ride no handed confidently enough that I can carry grocery bags in each hand while biking no handed around town.

      • Turun
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        31 year ago

        I’m not sure what to tell you, other than that yes, you can simply take your hands off the handle bars on most bikes if you’re going fast enough.

  • @[email protected]
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    181 year ago

    I can’t whistle. Honestly I think it’s because one of my lower front teeth is crooked, twisted at an angle. 🤷‍♂️

    • KingJalopy
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      261 year ago

      My parents used to tell me as a kid that I couldn’t whistle because I wasn’t eating my pizza crust. After I started eating the crust I learned how to whistle.

      Have you tried eating crust?

    • @[email protected]
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      61 year ago

      Me neither, and for the same reason.

      I lost my ability to whistle in a tragic playground accident when my front teeth met the skull of a friend travelling in the other direction. Ever since, crooked front tooth.

    • @[email protected]
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      71 year ago

      I wish there was a way to explain this without making it sound gross, but get some saltines, chew em up, and sneak the pill into the mash in your mouth before you swallow

    • @[email protected]
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      31 year ago

      Consuming along with a water-based ice treat such as an Icy Pole, Zooper Dooper etc might help.

      • @[email protected]
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        21 year ago

        The food wouldn’t be in a form factor where they can turn sideways and get lodged in your throat. It’s so unpleasant when that happens.

      • @[email protected]
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        31 year ago

        Difference is that you can chew the food, it’s much more natural. You can’t, or aren’t supposed to, chew the pill (especially if it’s a capsule). There is a psychological component, for sure.

      • @[email protected]
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        31 year ago

        Probably when not paying attention. But also, sometimes I chew soup if there’s rice or other small things in it :p

    • Ohbs
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      101 year ago

      I haven’t had trouble swallowing pills, so I don’t how helpful this is, but it’s something that still made it easier for me: I used to try to swallow the pill by just pushing it with water on an initially empty throat. Once I started swallowing the water first, then letting the pill ride between gulps in the stream’s momentum, it became more comfortable and automatic.

      • @[email protected]
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        31 year ago

        I haven’t had to take one in a while but I’ll probably try this or simply try without water next time.