The last one went to Grizzco
There’s not enough left for us to show you what happened to them.
Is the job managing grizzly bears in conflict (like a general leading them in battle) or managing conflicted grizzly bears (like a marriage counselor for bears)? 🤔
They are not looking for a person, but an actual grizzly bear
Normally I object to overly specific hiring descriptions to skip out on the requirement to post a job for outside candidates before hiring from inside, but I think that as a WWII veteran, Wojtek has more than earned a little leeway.
Well that would pretty efficiently squelch any workplace conflict.
She ran into a man in the woods.
To shreds you say?
Well how is his wife holding up?
To shreds you say?
Is there a signing bonus?
Yeah, I don’t think lying on your resume is a wise decision here.
Contents of space wasp’s stomach
