Recall has been…recalled? M$ needs to remove this crap totally - security incident waiting to happen 👿
Triple encrypted or nothing.
You can’t triple stamp a double stamp! You can’t triple stamp a double stamp!
Triple encrypted, always eraseis, touch blue makes it true. *LALALALA*
Why not? It worked for DES until AES came about
Oooohhhh double encrypted, just one more easy exploit and we’ll get double secret encryption!
You’re out! Finished, expelled! I want you off this SSD at 9 o’clock Monday morning!
You’re right. We gotta do something.
Absolutely.
You know what we gotta do?
Toga party.
It’s double rot13…
We base64’d your data for enhanced encryption!!!1!1!
ROT26 is how I store all my passwords on my PC
Too late. Still not enough to keep me from going back to Linux. Especially now that I’m all excited to try NixOS with Hyprland. This was your last mistake, Microsoft. 🫤
Whoa, whoa, whoa… The Linux fans ASSURED me this would be both a feature you can’t turn off, and a feature they bury the toggle for deep under layers of frustration.
So that just means anyone BUT Microsoft will have a harder time trying to find out what you’re doing.
Are they missing the fucking point?
Depends how they implemented the encryption. But you’re probably right
Double-dog super mega no tag-backs cross my heart and hope to die Triple Lindy Dangerfield encrypted
Neat, it’s still spying
now with biometrics added for extra flavor.
Much bitching about nothing.
This is just fancy locally stored tokens.
