Too late. Still not enough to keep me from going back to Linux. Especially now that I’m all excited to try NixOS with Hyprland. This was your last mistake, Microsoft. 🫤
Triple encrypted or nothing.
Why not? It worked for DES until AES came about
Triple encrypted, always eraseis, touch blue makes it true. *LALALALA*
You can’t triple stamp a double stamp! You can’t triple stamp a double stamp!
Neat, it’s still spying
now with biometrics added for extra flavor.
So that just means anyone BUT Microsoft will have a harder time trying to find out what you’re doing.
Are they missing the fucking point?
Depends how they implemented the encryption. But you’re probably right
Recall has been…recalled? M$ needs to remove this crap totally - security incident waiting to happen 👿
Oooohhhh double encrypted, just one more easy exploit and we’ll get double secret encryption!
It’s double rot13…
We base64’d your data for enhanced encryption!!!1!1!
ROT26 is how I store all my passwords on my PC
You’re out! Finished, expelled! I want you off this SSD at 9 o’clock Monday morning!
You’re right. We gotta do something.
Absolutely.
You know what we gotta do?
Toga party.
Whoa, whoa, whoa… The Linux fans ASSURED me this would be both a feature you can’t turn off, and a feature they bury the toggle for deep under layers of frustration.
Double-dog super mega no tag-backs cross my heart and hope to die Triple Lindy Dangerfield encrypted
Much bitching about nothing.
This is just fancy locally stored tokens.
