Obviously a woman because that’s what communism is. But which woman?
Shaun
Bobcat Goldthwait
Joking: Wayne June
Serious: Rhiannon Giddens?
it should be Gilbert Gottfried, but alas that’s no longer possible, RIP
Shohreh Aghdashloo would be an incredible choice though, I love her voice
Emo Philips is probably looking for work
Dakota Johnson just being really sarcastic and miscast
“You’ve researched [Arachnids]. You were in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died.”
I thought of it after being reminded of Leonard Nimoy doing civ4, but Patrick Stewart would probably be good.
Ruby Rose
Brisket
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Wikipedia says she’s dead. So that one might be tough to swing
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It’s cool. What quote specifically and for what tech?
“Gee I wish I had spent more time alone with my computer” for computers?
“[Ms. Danielle Berry’s] career looks to be somewhat different from old Mr. Dan Bunten’s. For one thing, I’m not as good a programmer as he was.” For… I guess also computers
Amelia Tyler was a pretty amazing narrator for Baldur’s Gate 3, imagine she’d do a similarly great job with this
Lenval Brown, not a woman afaik but a silky smoov voice for tech quotes
Sorry we’re doing communism, which means women in video games. But yeah Lenval Brown has an amazing voice and should be in more stuff.
Ah well if we’re doing communism I gotta agree with the other votes for Shohreh Aghdashloo
Afroman
Nothing would be funnier than quotes about human progress read aloud by Donald Trump.
[Researching pottery]
You’re telling me. Folks. You’re telling me that some people. Not naming any names but it’s crooked Joe Biden. Would have the Clay ask he who is forming it, what he’s making. It’s a disgrace let me tell you.
[Researching Civil Rights]
I have a dream. Folks, I have the best dreams. Nobody has better dreams than me.
If it has to be a woman. Give it to PhilosophyTube. She’s reasonably marxist, a good actress with a good voice and the visibility or platform of literally any British trans person makes JK seethe.
She should do her bad dude impression for all the male line read and her normal voice for all the women line reads.
Josephine Stalin.
