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𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 to [email protected]English • 1 year ago

I go out of my way to not crap at work.

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I go out of my way to not crap at work.

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𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 to [email protected]English • 1 year ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    20•1 year ago

    That’s the wrong attitude. BYOTP just to crap on company’s time.

  • @[email protected]
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    4•1 year ago

    It’s like trying to wipe my ass with a CVS receipt. That’s why I never leave home without my supply of 2 ply

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    31•1 year ago

    The solution to cheap toilet paper

  • @[email protected]
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    28•1 year ago

    Whenever I have to use thin TP i just use way more of it. So much for saving money, dipshits.

    • @[email protected]
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      6•1 year ago

      Fistfuls. Like wiping with a baseball. That’s obviously the intended purpose of cheap toilet paper.

      • @[email protected]
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        2•1 year ago

        I don’t know why but the image of wiping with a baseball is hilarious to me.

  • @[email protected]
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    5•1 year ago

    This is honestly one of the benefits of WFH, no need for 1 ply, I can have 2 ply or maybe even 3 ply if I’m feeling fancy.

  • @[email protected]
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    2•1 year ago

    deleted by creator

  • @[email protected]
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    5•1 year ago

    Best piece of ass I ever got

  • @[email protected]
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    46•1 year ago

    You’re doing it wrong! Nothing better than getting paid to poop!

    https://www.jeffgeerling.com/sites/default/files/images/elmo-boss-makes-a-dollar.gif

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime.

      That’s why I poop on company time.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      You wanna be careful sharing that GIF.

      • @[email protected]
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        1•1 year ago

        That guy pretends he was fired and sued for sharing that meme. He was neither. He was told off, got butt hurt and stopped going to work, got fired for not going to work, lied about being fired for the meme and got sued for the lie

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      11•1 year ago

      Wait, what. Why is this gif hosted on Jeff Geerling’s site of all places?

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        4•1 year ago

        What, you don’t think he poops too?

    • @[email protected]
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      3•1 year ago

      That gif is when you are trying to get out a fat log after being constipated for a week.

  • @[email protected]
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    6•1 year ago

    The things I would do to your finger…

  • @[email protected]
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    15•1 year ago

    So we are all just gonna pretend she’s not an alien, right?

    • @[email protected]
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      10•1 year ago

      She’s the most beautiful woman in the world is who she is. Alien? Fine by me!

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        12•1 year ago

        Oh I didn’t say she isn’t beautiful. She’s a beautiful alien.

        • @[email protected]
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          1•1 year ago

          We are solidly on the same page.

    • @[email protected]
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      9•1 year ago

      If that’s how aliens look like I’d let them use my body for experiments

  • FlashMobOfOne
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    6•1 year ago

    Same.

    I actually keep a small amount of TP in my briefcase for when it has to happen.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      fannypacks

    • @[email protected]
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      9•1 year ago

      Man that’s such a good idea, I need to invest in a bathroom briefcase, with a built in cyberdeck and subwoofer

      • FlashMobOfOne
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        5•1 year ago

        LOL

        Sounds awesome.

  • BoofStroke
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    8•1 year ago

    I just put a toilet in my camper van. My own place to poop no matter where I am!

    • @[email protected]
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      9•1 year ago

      Do the turds fall straight to the highway as you’re driving around?

      • @[email protected]
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        19•1 year ago

        That would be gross. He uses a vacuum ejection system to shoot them 100 metres into the air and outside the environment.

        • @[email protected]
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          7•1 year ago

          Into another environment?

          • nifty
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            3•1 year ago

            Into space, till it comes back down as a turd meteor ☄️

            • @[email protected]
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              3•1 year ago

              No worries we got Planet Express on the case

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                1•1 year ago

                Someone tell the professor to double check his countdown timer

    • @[email protected]
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      1•1 year ago

      which type did you choose?

  • capnminus
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    26•1 year ago

    bidet gang

    • nifty
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      9•1 year ago

      You’re downvoted but there are travel bidets

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        14•1 year ago

        Zamn even bidets are travelling and living their best life while I’m stuck at 9 to 5

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          4•1 year ago

          Travel is never a matter of money but of bidet.

  • @[email protected]
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    1•1 year ago

    idgi, who is that?

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      4•1 year ago

      The point where is that the dress represents the TP and Anya Taylor-Joy represents their finger.

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