Looking nervously at the map of Unicorn Overlord

Hey I’ve seen this bit before! (source on this version)

Compare and contrast.

I’m in the Bloody Great Big Swamp.

My job is to figure out if it’s a Bloody Great Big Swamp or a Bloody Great Big Swamp.

Giant Swamp 100%.

man i wish more fantasy had & dealt with steppe folks. the game of thrones version sucked, Elder Scrolls has none, Lord of the Rings only has them obliquely mentioned

You may be in her DMs, but I’m in the Cold Sea venturing to defeat the Necrolord in his Ice Castle.

I’m in the Cave of the Sandy Bandits filling my pockets with sand for sneak attacks

Dear God, the resolution! Took me almost a full minute to load! It’s glorious!

I’m in Druiddos trading booty for violence (it’s consensual)(I’m a masochist)

You see I am a half-human half-elf with demon blood who lives in the outskirts of the elfwood, i studied ancient magic from the lost city of erm and recently returned from retro tokyo where i was trained in the sacred art of kendo and…

if i show up to your D&D session, please run away

Boozy bay is a decent place to live

Kik-Shin Monastery

Is this just the Lord of the eings map or did someone put actual effort into this something thats ment to be generic?

I’m the Necrolord, because I’ve been trying to change my name and official gender to Necrolady, but the fucking wizards of the bureu of gender affairs are fucking me over because I’m “Evil”. Fucking unbelievable, I’ll invade and freeze the whole country over for this!

Me in the Robbin’ Woods