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find me at the mountains of muscles doing muscle shit

Look,ladz, dey’s got a playse fu’ us orc-y types! I’s gonna stay der til da time when we’s gotz to slog it out wiv da hoomies and shorties and whatzits

Dear God, the resolution! Took me almost a full minute to load! It’s glorious!

out here living in the Relatively Unpleasant Forest, which actually isn’t as bad as it sounds. Quiet place, rent’s cheap

The Crap Lands

This speaks to me

I’ll take the Icecastle of the Necrolord. Everyone is welcome here as long as they pass (well, fail) the lib test

If you look closely, it’s just a slightly malformed Eurasia.

You see I am a half-human half-elf with demon blood who lives in the outskirts of the elfwood, i studied ancient magic from the lost city of erm and recently returned from retro tokyo where i was trained in the sacred art of kendo and…

if i show up to your D&D session, please run away

I’m ashamed to admit that my conworld looks way too close to this for my own comfort, albeit with fewer stereotypes and fantasy tropes. Which is to say that all the actually interesting worldbuilding is in the eastern two-thirds of the world, whereas I just sort of phoned in the countries of the western third to consist of not-Intermarium, not-Britain, not-Ireland, and not-America.

I’m in the Cave of the Sandy Bandits filling my pockets with sand for sneak attacks

man i wish more fantasy had & dealt with steppe folks. the game of thrones version sucked, Elder Scrolls has none, Lord of the Rings only has them obliquely mentioned

I’m secretly living in the basement of the Abbey of St Whatever and they think it’s haunted and that i’m a demon and i’m playing that up to steal more food

Kik-Shin Monastery

Boozy bay is a decent place to live