I know the joke is that it’s just a bunch of tropes, but if you just change the names to be less lampshady, this looks like it could be a good campaign map.

Burnt to a crisp in The Nest for attempting to poach an egg

I want a volcanic swampy area

I hail from the Crap Lands.

Boozy Bay, it has an export industry in adventuring parties due to the booming tavern industry.

Heroshire hahaha

I come from the far land near Exotica. I sell finest copper the Other Sea has ever seen.

I fly dragons out of booze bay to raid ships from mercantilia. I sell that stuff to the mildly evil guys and use the proceeds to get drunk in boozy bay again.

Nopon

The Uninsp’ired Wastes is perfect for me

Boozy Bay is my kind of place.

I would be a rum trader on the route between boozy and bank. Sailing the tepid sea sounds pleasant.

I think I’m gonna join the Orcbad >=)

Isle of druidos looks about right for me.

The relatively unpleasant forest. It’s not too bad, really.