This man is NOT lucid even at midday and he is currently running for a presidential term that will not even end until 5 years from now
And look at all the loyal vassals eager to cover for the king.
Forget election, he might not make it to that first ‘debate’ later this month lmao
Can’t wait to see all the media coverage after both camps agree to not have a debate and both sides use it to attack the other while completely ignoring the fact it was a mutual agreement.
I really hope they do hold it just because I want to see how zooted Biden, and to a lesser extent Trump, become
Can’t wait to see the media say that if you noticed the stage hand dressed all in black sticking him with a syringe an hour into the debate you’re engaging in a traditional ruZZian disinformatsiaya campaign.
Maybe both of his eyes will spurt blood this time
Huh didn’t remember this one
This is my favorite react I love using it
Oh man I forgot they agreed to do those. The media analysis afterwards is gonna be gold from both sides. The circus is coming to town, folks.
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Ghoulish
Some background music to go with it: Hulk walking away
Good thing Signora Mussolini was there to rein him back in
But also it was funny watching everybody but Scholz react to him leaving with some panic. Scholz was in his own world
they don’t call him teflon-scholz for nothing
If nothing else fascist leaders are good at commanding a room
“Hes had that stutter his entire life” - reddit libs
i’m not owned, your owned
This is why I don’t believe he’s got this one in the bag, there weren’t nearly as many prying eyes or outlets when Reagan was around and clearly declining.
Is he not just the perfect living metaphor for the decline of Empire?
New Sick Man of Europe just dropped
tbh awkwardly milling around at the family function is kinda relatable
“Fuck these boring assholes I’m gonna go check out this guys parachute kit.” Would absolutely be a wining strategy.
Hell, he could say he’d rather hang out with the people who beat the fascists than the fascists granddaughter and every late night host in the country would die because all their blood went to their erection.
Yeah, I legit space out and start walking off like an NPC.
assuming this is real, lol
Wym? This is a video from the event
Love that a popularity contest between two melty-brained geriatrics decides who becomes the most powerful person in the world
luckily there aren’t any existential national and world crises
And even if there were, thankfully the candidates are completely distinct in their beliefs and not nearly identical.
Shakily putting on the sunglasses like some kind of dementia David Caruso
Trying to retell the joke that got a laugh 8 years ago as a defense strategy to cover for obvious mental decline is so on brand for democratic strategists.
Seeing him put on the sunglasses with a sustained facial expression of horror reminded me of
ARM NEO-NAZIS
it looks like this place took a real… uh… it took a… it… hm. it ah, took a, it took a… looks like this place… it looks… look here, jack. i’m here.
ye… yeaah … ?
I was going to crop that part out too because I watched the video in 2x speed and then realized that he was putting on his sunglasses HALF as fast as I was seeing lmao
I thought for a second that it was in slow motion as an artistic touch added to the video, but then I noticed that everyone else was moving normally and lost it lmao
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Hey buddy it’s not a race. Some people take 8 seconds to put on their sunglasses
The way he puts the shades on at the end
