"Look, we aren’t going to do anything anyway, so why shouldn’t we be comfy while we (don’t) do it? 
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FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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Cake day: October 6th, 2020
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Comrades, it has been a privilege posting with you today
Shortest campaign in living memory
Still manages to run all of its energy straight into the ground well before the election
The relevance of the “Will of the People” in
democracy when:It benefits the proletariat:
It’s some hideous, evil racist shit:
Not as a direct quote (it is way closer than it should be…). More of a poetic license to highlight the absurdity of ~1:30 onward from the video
(wrong Cooper, deal with it) “You don’t think it’s stupid anymore?” “He’s stupid for not accomplishing anything on the project, which is stupid, that I fully support and will do better than him!”
Johnnie Turner
Reality
The urge to bring
into this is real. But this feels like one of those things that’s too disgusting to really have fun with
On Tuesday, she said in an interview with NBC News that she supported raising the minimum wage to at least $15 per hour
*Checks the inflation calculator real quick*
For this to have the same meaning now as it did in 2016 when they started
this line, they would have to increase it to $20 already 
Lib
: “THIS is why he worked at McDonalds! Now when you search ‘Trump Golden’, showers isn’t even in the top 3!”
“OK we have to concede that Trump locked down Ronald McDonald…I don’t like it but it is what it is. So the question now is: whose endorsement can we still get to prove to voters that we’re the real clown party?”
Y’know, given the “quality” of the candidates, having a paper trail of not supporting either might be a desirable thing to have before too much longer…
“That’s right, Jack…I was just #BidenMyTime!”
“JUST-ICE!”
“The treat printer costs X amount of water, Y amount of pollution allotment, and Z amount of rainforest. How much of your future did I throw away to have googleAI make this question for you?”
“ChatGPT, make interesting and engaging video content!”
“I’m sorry, that prompt is too vague for my current capabilities.”
“ChatGPT, uhh, produce a manual for how to use ChatGPT to create interesting and engaging video content” “I’m sorry, that’s not within my capabilities.”
“What?! What part?” “Any/all of it…”
Guaranteed highest price paid for junk cars
OK Guys, bad news: your approval rating is 46…
Median?
Mode?
Mean?…Total