La Niña take my energy 🙏
state’s rights lmao federalism sucks ass
Yo get what you vote for.
Maybe tell him the stormwater projects will “wash the gay away” and Desantis and his followers will be all over it.
I’m going with God is punishing them for their treatment of the gay community. Throw their shit right back at them.
Well maybe all the police and gun owners of florida can shoot the water away with guns since they nixed building pipes and ponds to deal with it.
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a climate is a good guy with a gun.
Maybe they can nuke the floods away.
Ok, maybe I’m stupid for it, and I wouldn’t deploy one to do it for damn sure, but I can see why someone would think nuking a hurricane might work.
I don’t think we have ever made one that powerful, maybe tsar bomba, but I will admit I wondered if it would work when I first heard about it.
Besides, everyone knows that a hurricane’s natural predator is a black magic marker
Even the Tsar Bomba is a little candle in the wind in comparison with a Hurricane.
All you would get would be a radioactive Hurricane.
So, you’re saying we need to build a much, much bigger bomb.
/s because its’ 2024 and sarcasm is dead
I will admit there is a morbidly curious part of me that wonders what could happen if we add energy to a hurricane.
It’s called global warming. lol 😭
There was a documentary.
“Sharknado”
It wouldn’t work (I should have added /s); it would introduce new problems, not to mention the issue of radiation poisoning.
Sharpies, though, solve all problems.
Do we have a buttsharpies here yet?
Random dude on the Internet thinking “hey, maybe…” That’s fine. But the president should not be getting his ideas from Sharknado movies.
How much could penguins know about volcanos?
You might be surprised
Mount Erebus and the entire Andean Volcanic Belt is in spitting distance of a penguin or two. Plus any under water volcanoes.
Also should we trust some who refuses to identify themselves
/s
So we need at least 10,001?
Somebody bring me some duct tape and hold my beer.
With the amount of heat released during a nuclear explosion, this might work. I think we need to do a test. It look like Miami is flooding right now.
That guy is the king of wrong. Every move just guarantees more pain and suffering but those idiots keep voting for him.
What if we had pipelines built to pump Florida water to Texas or California dessert?
California checking in. We aren’t on fire any more, mostly, we are having flooding issues. No more water please. Or at least stagger the deliveries out over the entire year, not just late Jan - May.
Other nations have invented this weird technology where they dig holes. I think we could use that technology to dig holes and then maybe look at the holes 🕳️ for inspiration. Maybe someone, one day could figure out what to do with holes so that a huge amount of water could be stored locally. It’s just so difficult. I mean, holes! Who knew…hold on the exopresident is still talking…yeah and Obama.
I don’t know this reference. Is this a play on Miss South Carolina?
Yes and the education of kids is very important to get them educated with education.
Ironically were looking into ways to refill our aquafers this way.
Write that down 👇
Let’s all LOL that stupid idea off! 😂
Anyway, how are those more important and useful oil pipelines going? Thousands of them as I understand, some coming from Canada. The Canadian pipelines are specially easy because you just have to go dig the dirt for tar, then you just dissolve it and pipe it up. It’s not like water where you would have to do all sorts of crazy things like look at it to make sure it’s still liquid, and like put the pipeline inlet where the water is and then have to actually pump it. It’s an incomprehensible amount of impossible engineering work. Like for example for tar, it’s pretty easy because it cakes on the wall so you send a pig plug to scrape the inside. But for water, man! It probably has fish it in and you might need to scrape it but also, who knows what the fish are planning. Definitely impossible to do.
Texas, no, but he’d consider Cape Cod.
DeSantis’s disaster response was good. He did an excellent job the last few hurricane seasons, including when Ian hit us, and he’s cognizant of how crooked the insurance companies were, among other things.
Say what you will about everything else (and I have a lot to say, trust me, I would not vote for him), but y’all are just demonizing him because he’s a Republican. And, quite fairly, for some destructive party line policies.
Also… y’all haven’t seen anything yet. I was in this rain, and again, it’s nothing compared to Ian or the upcoming season.
His party voted against disaster relief funding multiple times. What did he actually do? Throw toilet paper for a PR stunt like Trump?
It’s fine, the peasants will just suffer and die, there’s always more peasants.- ol’ Meatball Ron.
Gawrsh Ronnie, good thang yew got them shahny whaahte galoshers…
Desantis and the like are just like shitty villains in a bad super hero story.
It’s almost as if ignoring a problem, doesn’t make it go away.
Have you tried praying on it?
It’s God™ crying of human stupidity that caused the floods.
Im reading Yojou Senki and all I can think from seeing your post is an incomprehensible rant that can be best summarized as something something fuck you Being X.
Alright, I’ll give this anime a shot
Anime is solid but the light novel and manga are better IMO. But the light novel is dense as fuck.
I hear that when these things happen, it’s like Jesus spanking you for being naughty…someone must have said a gay word or something.
Hah, tell that to my student loans!
Why? I have it on good authority from every bank hired economists and neoliberal on earth that if you have a student loan it is because you are a privileged multimillionaire who just doesn’t feel like paying them, also if we give you a break the inflation will be so bad we will be BBQing human babies for food.
CATO’s main funding sources are banks that service student loans and CATO sued the federal government to not give debt relief. Their argument was, and I shit you not, that if student debt relief is given they will have to pay interns more.
It worked for Florida’s Covid numbers! All those deaths were for natural causes!
But but but…he completely eliminated climate change from Florida just last week!
In the press conference he said that this was a typical storm that just happens. You could just feel him lying.
If a typical storm causes rampant flooding, maybe it would behoove you to invest in infrastructure and tighten building codes.
You know, the job of local government.
No meaningful infrastructure project in the US is solely funded by local government.
“Nothing to see here!”
All this christofascist virtue signaling backfires.
Ban books? Bible gets banned. “No, not like that!”
Good old pudding fingers Ron.
Oh god let this catch on.
Oh, here we are again in the hands out, crying for help and funds portion of the “no guv’ment!!!” and “we’re gonna sucede!!!” crowd.
Is your raised truck not high enough for you to take shelter from the floods in? Can’t you hang your wet clothes to dry from the “rolling coal” pipe you have? Can you use those 27 trump flags made of asbestos as a blanket to warm you?
Maybe as you’re waiting for the “guv’ment” to come rescue you like a frightened fairytale princess, feed you with taxpayer dollars and repair your uninsurable without “guv’ment” help homes… Maybe you could just float on your back in the water while you wait and think about your stance on climate change?
And remember, as your elderly neighbor’s dead body floats by next to you, you can always use all your left over “Joe Brandon, I DID THAT!!!” gas pump stickers to put over their eyes and mouth to keep them closed.
Pra ba jeeba!
Wow, scathing! I love it. They deserve and need to hear it.
“Weatherz are woke libz!!! Rain is a Chinese Jewish CRT and if you ingest the water, Hunter Biden did the chemicals in it so you’re a trans! If trump could diarrhea in this water, even up high from his gold helicopter, floods would all melt and turn into enough nachos for everyone and beer and we’d have a second super bowl, but instead DEMZ locked him in prison for being Jesus and making a most BEAUTIFUL phone call!!!” My penis don’t work guud and it’s frustrationing cuz I want to use it for gay and not tell anyone else at church!!!"
