Comrade pressure, we once again call on you for your help.
no, its actually “Major Pressure” who’s ruling down there.
edit: he got promoted for his success a year ago or so ;-)
Next year i expect 2 submarines
I’m liking this new annual tradition of rich people donating their bodies to feed marine life via voluntary deep sea implosions.
Apparently they’re going to use a real sub for this. So they probably won’t be leaving their scattered remnants all over the site.
Sorry for the bad news.
I think we owe it to the billionaires to let them have the inaugural ride; they’ve done so much for us.
Poseidon is hungry
Blue Marble Exploration’s website says: “Locals believe that Dean’s is a portal to hell and the Devil himself lurks in the black depths."
Mr Söhnlein, who also believes he can “safely” send humans to Venus
This is already shaping up to be extremely funny
Alexa, play “My Heart Will Go On” by Celine Dion
[dipshit with death wish] is planning a descent to explore Dean’s blue hole
They really think they can win against nature and pressure oh lord lol.
sobased
people are doing this more and more
Alright, good luck with that