Ehhhh I’ll save the donkey, use it to pull out the woman, and then no sexual favors will happen. They’re both gonna be carrying some shit though, free labor.
I’m curious
Depends on if you’re a tits or an ass guy, I guess?
Pack it in guys this is the comment.
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How would it be transphobic? It’s a girl.
Well for one, I immediately deleted my comment because I think I misread the post title, so didn’t want to accuse OP. How can everyone see it still to vote and reply?
Two: it’s talking about the trolley problem and letting one die. Seems transphobic to let the girl die because she revealed she had a dick (if that is indeed the reason). That implication is kind of there. At the same time it could simply be that both would be great options, which I think is what OP intended and is why I deleted my comment.
Three: it’s a shitpost and it probably doesn’t need such analysis.
What if I save her and we go for a coffee or something?
Donkeys don’t drink coffee.
That’s more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to decide whether you should save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.
Looks like an elf to me!
I have yet to meet the random animal that I dislike more than the average human.
Rarified salami, hahaha, that got a good chuckle out of me
But the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So
But the human will let you suck her dick. So
Yeah, but I’ve already done that. So
You busy tonight? So
I learned I’m not into that. So
You might be taking the internet too seriously
You might take me too seriously
Seriously might be taking too internet
Might seriously taking me, too
But this “unprocessed salami” can speak. Kinda puts them on level playing field.
Unless, of course, salami is voiced by Eddie Murphy, in which case it’s an easy pick.Unprocessed salami?
sometimes meat companies do a pro gamer move and turn dead donkeys into extra profit
rascals
O.O
How is this a regular occurrence? Are they factory farming donkeys alongside cows for some reason? That would have no profit motive and I don’t think you’re talking about when a family farm’s donkey dies and they sell it to be used in dog food, so I’m honestly interested in how this has become such a widespread practice.
Really expensive salami is often made from horse or donkey
horse maybe, but donkey? they’re very specifically working creatures and using them for anything other than pet food wouldn’t make sense.
Ask the people in the Provence (France) and Veneto (Italy) regions. They’ve got donkey salami traditions.
Let me see the human from the back
That’s the thing. They’re all the same from there side…
I mean it’s not every day I meet a talking donkey. So
I’ll never understand why low res images like this always have half the text cropped off. I get why it’s done when they’re conveniently censoring something, but…ugh. :(
I think it is to avoid image searches from easily finding the original image. You’ll also find pictures flipped, tilted slightly, or have their colors changed just a little bit.
They’re cropping out watermarks. Better to just leave it in but oh well
Making bad crops is part of the post-ironic meme meta
it’s the visual equivalent of comedically cut videos
Where’s the third option where I decapitate both?
The Shrek paradox
I don’t remember this scene in Shrek
It was the rule 34 version.
That’s because it was part of a scrapped movie in the franchise. It wad going to be called Shrek’s choice with Shrek being played by Meryl Streep
Fuck it, i’ll save her…might clear some things up lol
A donkey is ill-equipped to give even a passable blowjob.
Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it
It’s a speaking donkey so don’t assume standard donkey laryngeal and//or oral anatomy
Hehe you said “oral”.
But in the morning? He’s making waffles.
Yes.
Maybe it’s a real Donkey Chotte
I, too, initially did not read the meme carefully enough.
Hey now, I made no comment on the offer to suck the girl’s dick. It’s girl dick, there isn’t much interesting to say about it.
I’m not sure I wholly agree with you there.
girl cock is girl cock
Well I don’t think anyone can disagree with that, but I’m sure some would. You get all sorts on the Internet.
well im not talking to those that would make girl dick an issue
Good, good, yes, but I stand by finding it interesting.
Once you get used to the idea of chick dick, well, it’s just a dick on a chick.
You don’t think that’s something interesting to say about it? I thought it was interesting.
Well then clearly you’re not used to the idea yet.
I mean, pehaps you’re right, yes, but surely it’s still interesting.
Yes, hormones change it a bit
Yeah but a talking donkey in the hand is worth at least two birds in the bush …
Yeah but a woman with a dick has three in the bush.
Making a link between zoophilia and sexual relationships with a queer person, how original!
Lemmy keeps pushing transphobic jokes to the top. It’s slithly concerning.
Slithly
I think this typo has potential.
