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no banana to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year ago

Hello lovelies!!!

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Hello lovelies!!!

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no banana to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    3•1 year ago

    Judging by looks and food preference, definitely would tho.

  • @[email protected]
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    4•1 year ago

    I don’t know… I think she zoomed past the potato and plowed straight into the ambrosia salad.

  • @[email protected]
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    6•1 year ago

    She’s the human version of Annoying Orange

  • @[email protected]
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    3•1 year ago

    My wife is Mexican and loves potato salad, how do I inform her about this meme

  • Diplomjodler
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    1 year ago

    After you have defeated 10 regular Karens you get to fight Megakaren.

    • FreshLight
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      3•1 year ago

      Autokorrektur?

  • @[email protected]
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    9•1 year ago

    I personally love potato salad but I think the biggest thing that hurts its reputation is when it’s bad IT’S BAD!

  • @[email protected]
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    5•1 year ago

    After she saves Metrahcity

  • @[email protected]
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    16•1 year ago

    You know, being 1/2 Korean and 1/2 typical white American I can say y’all shouldn’t be sleeping on potato salad. You can use other and additional ingredients than mayo. My Korean family fucking loves my white family’s potato salad.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      Mayo??? Potato salad is made with mustard not mayo what the fuck

      • @[email protected]
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        10•1 year ago

        As a Midwesterner, potato salad is made with a mixture of real mayonnaise and yellow mustard. Finely diced onion and celery with a dash of old and flavorless paprika for color to round it all out. Salt and pepper to taste. You wouldn’t want it to be too spicy you know.

        Some heretics will add diced dill pickle on occaision - my one Grandmother would sometimes do this after drinking too much. This is generally considered a social faux pas, though us Mid-westerners are too polite and kind to actually say something about it. But we will look askance at you. And your children will never play with our kids ever again.

        • @[email protected]
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          3•1 year ago

          Needs some hard boiled eggs as well.

          • @[email protected]
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            2•1 year ago

            Oh my bad! Of course it needs sliced had boiled eggs! I’m prepared to be shunned for the next year…

          • @[email protected]
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            3•1 year ago

            Extra hard. Get that nice green tint. That’s how you know they are done.

        • @[email protected]
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          1•1 year ago

          In my family we add copious amounts of dill pickles, eggs and pickle juice. Just a splash and only add it on the day of serving.

      • @[email protected]
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        4•1 year ago

        Mayo is the best way to make it.

  • @[email protected]
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    19•1 year ago

    I was going to type something mean about her but I’m afraid she could sense I was rude on the internet and telepathically cause my skull to explode like a hard boiled egg in a microwave.

    • @[email protected]
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      6•1 year ago

      TIL hard boiled eggs can explode in a microwave and that the explosion can be as loud as 133 decibels. For reference sake, a gunshot is about 155 decibels depending on caliber, so that’s one loud ass egg.

      • @[email protected]
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        7•1 year ago

        That’s actually not a very good comparison since, decibels being a base 10 exponential scale, the loudness of 133 and 155 decibels are not at all comparative.

        A much better comparison is a 1984 Motörhead concert:

        Lemmy and co.’s set was allegedly measured at 130 decibels, before it was cut short as plaster from the ceiling started to rain down on the audience below.

        And that’s still MUCH less loud than a microwave eggsplosion!

  • @[email protected]
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    2•1 year ago

    Looks like she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and she likes potato salad??? Let me buy you a drank beautiful forehead having gurrrllll

  • @[email protected]
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    3•1 year ago

    Real life anime character

  • @[email protected]
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    32•1 year ago

    What’s wrong with potato salad?

    • @[email protected]
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      3•1 year ago

      It’s too crunchy.

      • @[email protected]
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        2•1 year ago

        Maybe it’s not crunchy enough

      • send_me_your_mommy_milkers
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        5•1 year ago

        Crunchy kartoffelsalat wtf

  • moosetwin
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    9•1 year ago

    I don’t understand what this has to do with potato salad but I can’t stop laughing

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    26•1 year ago

    Picture of potato salad:

    • @[email protected]
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      21•1 year ago

      I don’t think that image uploaded correctly. It’s just blank below your comment.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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        6•1 year ago

        It’s visible to my other account on Jerboa. Try loading it in a browser. Images have been fucky for some users lately.

        • @[email protected]
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          9•1 year ago

          You can’t see John Cena

          • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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            4•1 year ago

            I can’t see… what?

        • @[email protected]
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          17•1 year ago

          They said that cause it’s John Cena…

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            8•1 year ago

            🤦‍♂️

            Baader-Meihoff fuckin’ with me cuz I recently saw a thread about images not loading lol

            • @[email protected]
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              5•1 year ago

              It’s cool. Thanks though. Trying to honestly be helpful is always in style.

    • @[email protected]
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      The Real Tater Salad

      Heck the cops even have that as an alias.

  • @[email protected]
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    20•1 year ago

    *Americans who eat potato salad.

    In Scandinavia and Germany, it’s popular amongst all sorts of people, not just megakarens…

    • WIZARD POPE💫
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      8•1 year ago

      Kartoffelsalat Moment

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