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Mubelotix to Programmer [email protected] • 1 year ago

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How I date

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Mubelotix to Programmer [email protected] • 1 year ago
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  • Toes♀
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    5•1 year ago

    Finally I feel motivated.

  • THCDenton
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    30•1 year ago

    My shoes were already off.

    • @[email protected]
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      9•1 year ago

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      • @[email protected]
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        5•1 year ago

        LOOK AT MY CROOKED TOES

        • @[email protected]
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          5•1 year ago

          Oh I’m looking

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    deleted by creator

  • @[email protected]
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    70•1 year ago

    Rust and chill

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      52•1 year ago

      Rust and Bust.

  • @[email protected]
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    54•1 year ago

    I think that’s just how every Rust developer learns Rust.

  • muse
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    186•1 year ago

    This would unironically work on me

    • candyman337
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      115•1 year ago

      I mean they’ve got a gun so I’d imagine so

      • muse
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        33•1 year ago

        Bonus points

        • @[email protected]
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          15•1 year ago

          We call those “marital aids”

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        20•1 year ago

        What are you gonna do? Shoot me?

        • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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          4•1 year ago

          Breaking: Man shot in house after repeatedly killing wife in game while naked.

    • @[email protected]
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      26•1 year ago

      The Rust compiler tends to turn my impostor syndrome to 11. I assume she has some kind of humiliation kink and I do not consent.

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        13•1 year ago

        You didn’t say the safe word! The lessons continue.

        • aname
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          15•1 year ago

          “But you didn’t tell me the safe word”

          “That’s not the safe word either”

        • @[email protected]
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          12•1 year ago

          This is Rust. You don’t need a safe word - safe is the default. You need an unsafe word instead.

    • @[email protected]
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      52•1 year ago

      At this point it would take this for me to learn javascript.

      • @[email protected]
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        46•1 year ago

        Luckily, nobody is this passionate about liking javascript.

        • @[email protected]
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          7•1 year ago

          SHUDDERS

      • @[email protected]
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        1 year ago

        Tbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck

        • @[email protected]
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          6•1 year ago

          How dare you

        • @[email protected]
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          11•1 year ago

          [citation needed]

          • @[email protected]
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            12•1 year ago

            Tbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck

            - [email protected]

        • @[email protected]
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          1•1 year ago

          GW BASIC or GTFO

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        1•1 year ago

        Your loss!

  • @[email protected]
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    17•1 year ago

    *Haskell

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      But I’m scared of Monad transformers and lenses. Can’t I just use elm? Elm is so perfect, so pure, so very very pure. And so pretty. And so robust. And so instantaneous to compile, and with such helpful error messages. Come to me, haskell programmer, you’ll never want to leave. Never leave… Always elm… Lovely lovely elm…

  • debounced
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    103•1 year ago

    it satisfies the borrow checker or else it gets the hose again

    • @[email protected]
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      7•1 year ago

      If the borrow checker fails, the thing in their hand might throw some very effective error messages.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•1 year ago

      method exists, but the trait bounds were not satisfied

  • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin
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    19•1 year ago

    Rust is to programming languages what a drunken orgy is to a night out.

    That is to say, you have no idea where all these new tattoos came from have a head pounding migraine afterwards and some the hell how you learned how to use Rust as an end result.

    • @[email protected]
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      9•1 year ago

      So it’s like slightly more responsible Python

  • @[email protected]
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    4•1 year ago

    The pointed gun and Rust is giving me Alec Baldwin vibes, especially in the context of Netflix. Then I realized what instance I had landed in from All.

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    4•1 year ago

    *cracks knuckles

    My kind of evening…

  • @[email protected]
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    54•1 year ago

    Am I dumb or what’s up with the radio stuff on the left? 😅 Is rust common for some sort of radio programming?

    • @[email protected]
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      12•1 year ago

      Check this guy out, doesn’t even have any radio equipment in his IDE

    • Ephera
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      I mean, presumably there’s a microcontroller in this radio. For programming that, your only real mainstream choices are C, C++ and Rust, since you can’t have a language runtime without a filesystem.

      But yeah, it’s neither the case that Rust is overwhelmingly popular for that (C/C++ do stick around still), nor is it the only discipline where Rust shines.

    • @[email protected]
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      19•1 year ago

      I think the original text was about ham radio.

      • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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        4•1 year ago

        And yet it’s still relevant because HAM radio operators are weird like that.

    • @[email protected]
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      The image was modified, I think the original said something like “we’re gonna listen to Russian number stations on shortwave radio”

      • Sabata
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        39•1 year ago

        I’m still down.

      • send_me_your_mommy_milkers
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        7•1 year ago

        Thats so much better 😭

  • taanegl
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    4•1 year ago

    Primeagen?

  • bruhduh
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    10•1 year ago

    FORTRAN

  • JackGreenEarth
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    27•1 year ago

    I don’t ‘have’ Netflix either, but I can watch things from it…

    • MubelotixOP
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      3•1 year ago

      Sudo-flix is here to stay

      • @[email protected]
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        2•1 year ago

        Fr

    • @[email protected]
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      15•1 year ago

      Plex and chill

      • HSR🏴‍☠️
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        35•1 year ago

        Jellyfin and sin

        • @[email protected]
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          1•1 year ago

          Jellyfin and fin dis cock down your throat.

        • send_me_your_mommy_milkers
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          8•1 year ago

          SmartTV and Hennesy

          • SeekPie
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            4•1 year ago

            Stremio and cheerio?

            • JackGreenEarth
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              3•1 year ago

              Lookmovie2.to and don’t be blue?

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