“I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible, you piece of shit”

The venerable sound of music:

Frau Schmidt: The Von Trapp children don’t play. They march. You piece of shit

Inconceivable, you piece of shit.

You had me at “hello”, you piece of shit.

“It’s alive! It’s ALIVE!! You piece of shit.”

“Pumbaa, you are a pig, you piece of shit.”

"Khaaaaaaaan, you piece of shit!!"

“You piece of shit, you piece of shit.”

"I never thought I’d die side by side with an elf

How about side by side with an friend, you piece of shit?

Ay, I could do that"

And my axe. You piece of shit.

But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. You piece of shit.

I’ve known adventures, seen places you people will never see, I’ve been Offworld and back… frontiers! I’ve stood on the back deck of a blinker bound for the Plutition Camps with sweat in my eyes watching stars fight on the shoulder of Orion… I’ve felt wind in my hair, riding test boats off the black galaxies and seen an attack fleet burn like a match and disappear. I’ve seen it, felt it… you piece of shit.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself, you piece of shit.

You complete me, you piece of shit.

Keep tha change, you filthy animal, you piece of shit