Utterly fucking incredible. No one said anything, posted any memes. He just posted this out of the blue. Just fucking incredible. They will march in to hell screaming at everyone around them for not voting hard enough. Like just what the fuck is this? Who is this for, now, in 2024, after this debate? What do they think posting this bullshit will accomplish? Biden just spent 90 minutes shitting himself on stage and failing to finish sentences and their immediate move is to scold people before they even start saying the emperor has no clothes?
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If they’ve got a platter of shit as an option, their chicken is going to be an E. coli risk.
The rational response is to say “I’m not hungry.”
genocide joe kills thousands of kids
genocide joe brain melts on stage
Tells about priorities alright
The way no one seems to care at all about the genocide in Yemen continues to just be this fucking thorn stuck in my mind that never stops hurting. Something went terribly wrong at some point for all these supposed defenders of human rights to be completely indifferent to the brutal murder of somewehre between two and four hundred thousand people, many of them children, killed with starvation and dehydration. And countless more, especially children, permanently harmed and crippled by malnutrition. It’s wrong. People should care.
defenders of human rights
You’re missing a component here:
In this metaphor we are Vegan.
I’m not undecided though. I’ve firmly decided I’m not hungry.
Um yikes, sweaty!
What’s so hard to understand about the fact that by not eating the rancid chicken fried in stale piss you’re implicitly endorsing the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?
Only reasonable response to this shit:
Fuck off and die.
That’s actually a pretty good analogy for why its sensible to choose neither lol.
Indeed.
If you present this option to a full plane, would it really be surprising if half the plane chose to skip a meal?
Would you blame them?
Why do politicians think they are entitled to get votes just because the other option is even worse?
Not an American. If I were, I would vote Biden. But I also fully understand why a lot of Americans won’t vote for him.
If half the plane does not vote they still get the meal the others chose and they will get that meal for years to come. And unless they can finance their own “meals” they will have to eat the shit.
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And those “others” are dumbass liberals who chose the “chicken”, but the “chicken” is also shit. It’s a fake choice, you get shit no matter what anyone chooses.
Or…
You could hijack the plane. Saves all passengers from eating shit.
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Shut the fuck up
That’s not how meals work and just one of many ways in which this foolish analogy breaks down.
Liberals try to understand metaphors challenge
No, if half the plane declines the meal then they wait and eat somewhere at their layover/destination. My flight is only 3 hours and the meal is complementary. If you don’t like the analogy take it up with dumbass who wrote the New Yorker article and thought it was a clever thing to say in the first place.
Or we take over the plane and serve actually decent food for once.
You don’t have to defend this system. The constitution is F-Tier slave owner defending garbage. Let’s get rid of it
Ok. How does not voting gets you closer to that?
Oh fuck off. Go read State and Revolution.
I guarantee you nothing will change if your strategy is to tell people to fuck off and read a 100 year old book.
I guarantee you nothing will change
Coincidentally, the chicken also said that about voting for him 4 years ago.
I’m already on the vote plane! I’m just going to skip the “main course” and choose more important things like which soda I want (local elections). It’s not like team chicken is literally hiring people to organize against Steak (third parties), nor does team chicken even want competitive primaries as we saw after the pro-genocide chicken defeated less-pro-genocide Bowman this week. I mean, those cluckers claim to want “democracy” and then insult people when the voters get to choose between more than one chicken 🐔!
God this analogy sucks.
the chicken is also covered in shit and stuffed with broken glass, but the liberals keep insisting that it’s the better choice because there’s still some chicken in there. somewhere
And the pieces of chicken that are in there are so old they’re rotten and also they eulogized Strom Thurmond and wrote the crime bill
No one seems to care about the crime bill or think that reflects on his character, goals, and core personality and I don’t understand why they don’t care and don’t seem to have ever care.
“Would you rather eat the dish that is 100% platter of shit with broken glass in it or the dish that is 99% platter of shit with broken glass in it and 1% chicken?”
“Um, no thank you.”
“See? This is exactly what’s wrong with this country!! 😡😡”
Wow so relatable. When was the last time airlines had meals? Every time I fly I’d get a bag of pretzels and a cup of soda.
Last time I flew Tokyo to Beijing on China Eastern they served a meal. Just a 3 hour flight at kinda an awkward time so I didn’t even expect it.
I think IATA has a rule that for flights over a certain time/distance you need to have at least one on board meal. I know that when I take 12 hour flights I get 2 big meals and one snack.
Then after you order the chicken you find out it is cooked in the blood of Palestinian children.
Hot take, if shit and broken glass is one of the options my waiter offers me I’m gonna have some fucking questions about any alternative options
Well yes of course the chicken is prepared on the same surfaces and with the same tools, is that a problem?
Well since
, I’m not gonna request either dish.Genocide and deporting migrants is like having chicken on a plane, wow that’s real advanced politics
Then you ask did any of the glass get in the chicken as well and they tell you yes and so you choose to obviously not eat anything on the plane because they’re serving shit with glass in it
But the chicken’s golf handicap is 6. Or 8. It forgot.
Also the chicken is rotten and not actually a chicken, but a less stinky platter of shit that the attendant insists on calling a “chicken” and if you point out its shit she’ll call you ableist or a transphobe. If you skip the meal she’ll decapitate you. If you decide on a third dish she calls you unrealistic and say you can’t have it
How is the chicken cooked? With a marinade of shit and glass obviously!
I wouldn’t eat from a food service where shit with broken glass was on the menu.
GG Allen crying rn
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How very juche
