Guys I think OP drank the Dark Brandon Secret Sauce, get R&D on the phone

checks comm

not c/badposting

Huh

I don’t think I have ever in my life tasted my own eye boogers, surprisingly.

Yeah they’re full of the microplastics my body craves.

sorry, im vegan

that’s even weirder than eating nose boogers, at least those have a chance of containing cocaine

holy shit dude, I didn’t think a new level of disgusting could be reached