Ghost-Repellant. Prevents the viewing and interaction with ghosts.
All reviews 5-star. Sell this product for easy money XD.
This product not intended to prevent, diagnose, treat, or cure any disease
The Doctor stole my grandma’s wig.
Why are you worried about that parachute? It has a lifetime guarantee.
“Good to the last drop!”
Unless life ends?
Literally a lifetime guarantee then
Thatsthejoke.zip
Anti-dragon cream. Personal guarantee: if you’re incinerated you get your money back, no quibble.’ 'What you’re saying,’ said Vimes slowly, 'if I understand the wording correctly, is that if I am baked alive by the dragon you’ll return the money?’ 'Upon personal application,’ said Cut-Me-Own-Throat.
Love some Terry Pratchett
Parachutes also haven’t been scientifically proven to work. They’ve never been double blind tested.
