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The Picard Maneuver to Lemmy Be [email protected] • 1 year ago

First date

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The Picard Maneuver to Lemmy Be [email protected] • 1 year ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    114•1 year ago

    Marry somebody so you can move into their apartment with a washer-dryer? Perfectly plausible in any big city

    • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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      14•1 year ago

      Marrying into money.

  • @[email protected]
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    86•1 year ago

    Free laundry!

  • @[email protected]
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    26•1 year ago

    Not sure if wholesome…

    • AwesomeLowlander
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      6•1 year ago

      This is a joke, for those who are missing the point.

    • @[email protected]
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      61•1 year ago

      Why wouldn’t it be?

      • Dr. Wesker
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        84•1 year ago

        He married her for her washer and dryer.

        • @[email protected]
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          17•1 year ago

          She take my pods, while I’m in neeeeed

        • @[email protected]
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          71•1 year ago

          A real laundry digger.

        • Baggins [he/him]
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          2•1 year ago

          deleted by creator

    • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin
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      209•1 year ago

      “I did something I didn’t have to because I wanted an excuse to say yes to going on a date with you. :3”

      • @[email protected]
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        20•1 year ago

        The joke is that from the flip side maybe he just married her for her washer and dryer. I’m not saying it’s a good joke, but I don’t think it’s bad enough to merit that many downvotes 🤷🏻‍♂️

        • @[email protected]
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          11•1 year ago

          Maybe it was too subtle and downvoters didn’t get it.

      • @[email protected]
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        16•1 year ago

        This is my take as well. She wanted to go on the date with him and he later realized it. Not sure if there’s meant to be a joke, to me this is a wholesome tweet.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      Of it helps, I thought it was funny.

  • @[email protected]
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    9•1 year ago

    So you let him spend his quarters when you could have just done his laundry for him?

    …well I guess a first date isn’t really the best time to invite a stranger to pile their crusty socks in your personal washing machine. Ok point retracted

  • @[email protected]
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    22•1 year ago

    My second date with my wife I suggested on the phone we go check out a new restaurant by my apartment that had food from her native country she said “it’s fine, save your money. I will just go to your place and cook”. She did and I helped. That was 15 years ago.

    Mentioned this story to many people over the years she always blushes.

  • @[email protected]
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    23•1 year ago

    That boy’s name? Quick O’Mattick. He’s Irish.

    • @[email protected]
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      4•1 year ago

      That boy’s name? Speed (Mc)Queen

      • @[email protected]
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        2•1 year ago

        That boy’s thought… “I May Tag that later if all goes well.”

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