vote, comrade!
energize the lathe!
Trump is gonna win who cares who the blue loser is
Fuck it I’ll do it
I’ll do a write in for you, comrade
Newsom is most likely, Whitmer with highest odds to win imo.
Funniest is Hill dawg. Libs posting is going to be unhinged from the previous madness when she loses in a rematch.
Re animated Hw
Victoria Neuman should run
AOC is far less likely than the real Victoria Nuland lol.
But she can just pop the heads of the Supreme Court
netanyahu
Kamala for President with Michelle Obama as VP would probably be the fastest safest thing the Dems could do this close to the election.
Two women of color. Both with time in service in the realm of politics, both known quantities at the national level.
Kamala would be easy enough to just prop up in public or keep at a desk to sign paperwork while the advisors/Congress do the actual governing. She seems to be enough of a political creature to do the “enlightened centrism” shtick naturally.
Michelle Obama being able to take the lead on public appearances, glad handing, and thoughts-n-prayers events.
Darkhorse prediction, not the funniest but I’d find it amusing:
Al Gore and Bernie Sanders but as two grumpy old men so weighed down by their past failures that they can’t get out of their own way.
Mayor Pete.
He can talk good, and old ladies like him.
RAT BOY SUMMER
But it’s already Rat Girl Summer.
Hurts to say it but yeah, he’s quick with comebacks and he’s gay, but not in a way liberals would consider ‘in your face’. They would love it.
That is until the GOP releases news that he’s not a Top.
The NYT will have a thinkpiece that America needs to be run by a Fucker, not a fuckee.
My grandma does love me
Jeb!
The funniest outcome is that most of you have seriously overestimated the memory retention capacity of your average American and Biden’s atrocious debate performance will be forgotten by July 4th, and everyone will look at you funny like “wtf are you talking about” when you try to remind them of the debate.
“What debate? There was no debate, uh, champ!”
“There was no debate in Ba Sing Se.”
I really don’t think that’s going to happen. This isn’t just a political accident they can bury. This is an incredibly obvious thing that’s only going to get worse. People will rediscover and remember it everytime they see him.
People might not have sat through the debate or remember the soundbites.
But everyone’s going to remember the faces.
Because Biden is absolutely gonna get better at debating by September, don’t gotta remind regular normies of shit they’ll see it on their own
his handlers just won’t let him debate again.
I think the handlers have to make him debate again and do it much better.
The Trump campaign should be the one rejecting debate proposals.
Yeah and make sleepy joe actually take his dafis this time.
A small team of sharp shooters with air rifles occasionally fire a hypodermic dart with amphetamines into Joe when he starts to slow down. /s
The Trump campaign should be the one rejecting debate proposals.
Honestly, yeah, Trump could just keep saying to everybody that its elder abuse to force Joe out onto the stage for the dog and pony show and he wouldn’t be wrong.
Obviously they shouldn’t have let him this time around and yet here we are
Until the next debate
You can’t memory hole the NYT editorial board literally calling for Biden’s head. You’d be right under normal circumstances, not this time IMO.
lin manuel miranda
In character as Hamilton
It’s his turn
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If the democrats want to maximize their chances of losing, they should replace him with the only politician to have ever lost an election to Trump
As stupid as this sounds its probably way more likely than you think. You must have political clout to make such a bid and only Hilary has the clout capable.
Even less likely to win than Clinton.
Agreed. Pelosi is despised even by large swathes of blue maga libs.
Bernie. From weekend at Bernie’s
A lifelike simulacrum of the Ideal Democrat, but fitted with a bomb.
