I can’t stop watching…
I watched for about 3 minutes and then I got sleepy
Lulled to sleep by dat ass 🤤
Closer to teabag
Well now I just gotta.
“If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying ‘End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH’, the paint wouldn’t even have time to dry.”
GNU Terry Pratchett
Just…
Don’t.
oh i will
A challenge.
I’d like to know of it gets used more or less often than without the “Don’t”
Without the “Don’t”, I’d just use it without thinking. Now I’d still want to do it but I’d get worried that the store owner might get mad.
Doot
Don’t
Now I want to.
I thought this was heavily edited, but no. It’s from a real comic, and the only edit was changing “use” and “does.”
HONK!
Just put a sign saying “$1 per toot.” I’d pay it at least once. Wait, no 3 times. Maybe 4.
-walks in wearing a full clown costume and slaps a 100 dollar bill on the table
