I’m too young to have one of these when I was a kid, but it probably has some “Ai” in there… https://youtu.be/NtnX-updkvE?si=dV_1bIuE_3Oxbd-K
AI is the new HD
Can’t wait for Xx_MinecraftPvPer_xX_AI
I had to talk to some company’s chatbot yesterday that was just if/else powered. That sure was cumbersome to do. It couldn’t even tell me the company’s mailing address.
I was forced to use bing while searching for some info on the internet, when I’d click on what looked like a useful result, I would instead get CoPilot slowly summarizing the info I needed back to me, and obscuring the source… Who the fuck though that was a good idea?
That’s a shame, because bing was become pretty decent as a search engine lately
That’s when they don’t want you to bother them with shit you could’ve read on their website (or a more restricted FAQ), but also care about not telling you bullshit. So rather than going full AI with hallucinations and what not, they give you predetermined answers in a “friendly” AI-ish way.
This looks like this guy is being force fed a spoon full of mdma rocks and I want to be committed to this specific nursing home when I’m old.
Me too, but maybe not several gram’s of it
What a company calls “AI powered” in fact is stolen data and or underpaid workers on the periphery of capitalism
Or some Indian guy clicking images/answering questions for 3 cents a set.
yeah, underpaid workers on the periphery of capitalism
Hey, just four days ago their selling point was that it had a rainbow on it.
Anything to make a buck.
Everybody missed out on gay AI last month
Gay-ay.
gAI? gay-I?
At least the rainbow one will continue to work, without monthly payments, until it runs out of ink.
Unfortunately, it will only continue to work for another two weeks because pride merchandise is made as cheaply as possible.
Unfortunately, so is basically everything else.
Yeah, but they make the stuff to appease them queer folks especially cheap. Why not save a buck when you only have to care about them one month a year?
Epson & HP stocks in free-fall following this revelation.
I’d buy an Al powered pencil though:
There are pencils like the Uni Kuru Toga line which have a motor to create auto-rotating lead, and the Pentel Orenz Nero 0.2mm which constantly pushes out lead so you don’t have to keep clicking. So… close enough?
The AI arm race has done so much damage to the environment and is creating more ewaste also. It sucks.
I’ve seen a DankPods video about an “AI powered” rice cooker, turns out it was a marketing tactic to sell more of them. It’s actually just an ordinary rice cooker.
The answer to the original riddle is “Sure, can I have your phone to make a demonstration. Great. I’ll sell the phone and pen back as a package deal for $100.”
I always thought a good one was to put the pen in your pocket and refuse to give it back. Make him name his price. Clearly it’s yours, not his. Otherwise how could you sell it to him?
To a person like that a mere pen is basically worthless as a hostage.
Thats exactly the kind of unethical salesmanship he used to hire for.
That’s why my proposed solution is to take the phone though. Much more valuable hostage.
This is theft of the phone, so it does accurately demonstrate how corporations work.
It’s younger than 25.
Inspiration bot that speaks out of a crappy speaker every time the pen touches the paper.
There was some LLM-powered pen in the makings, I haven’t heard about it since. Was part of the Rabbit/AI Pin style of AI junk.
“It’s so great! It automatically writes the [wrong] answers to everything for you!”
So many things just needs something that looks right and is not too long or too short. Nobody will actually read it with some thought. It only matters that it exists.
For bureaucratic bullshit like that AI is a godsend.
Your comment perfectly describes itself.
Only if you’re working with sycophants or morons.
Unfortunately, there are a LOT of those in life…
In many things you need to be accredited by a third party according to some standards and they audit you periodically. They demand that you have shitload of plans, programs, reports, logs and other paperwork required by those standards.
Auditors mostly only care that the paperwork exists and only focus on the contents on key aspects that are usually clear and short.
Additional pupil version: Resembles the handwriting of your neighbour
It’s also powered by ChatGPT, and by powered I mean it’s literally chatGPT and a bunch of code I stole thanks to YouTube videos anyways GIVE ME MONEY.
Reminds me of “Roonil Wazlib”.
It’s like the late ‘90s where they tried to connect every common activity to the internet, like bar codes in the newspaper for coupons online.
They got it “right” when they stopped trying to make non-internet things direct you to the internet and just moved the non-internet things to the internet.
Now they’re trying to cram AI into everything. What’s the next step…moving your brain into the AI?
Moving the “AI” into your brain, rather
