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No lie, I would pay double for tickets to terry crews snow white
If we actually got to try some I might like democracy as well.
That would be the dopest snow white ever
For real. I’d actually go back to theaters for it
I haven’t seen a single Live Action demake but this would be my first for sure
demake
Someone give this guy some gold… wait where are we… I applaud your genius.
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I’d pay 3 times the amount of a regular ticket to watch the scene where Terry Crews, in a gorgeous ball gown, is dancing with Prince Charming, and when realizing it’s almost midnight, flexes his pecs, and yells goodbye before disappearing into the night.
Prince Charming then goes around trying to find the perfect pec flex. Alternatively, bicep circumference would also be acceptable as a glass slipper alternative.
White Chicks II: Bro White
You’re thinking Cinderella, not Snow White.
Let him cook!
Wait which ones Snow White?
The one with the seven dwarves. Which opens up a lot of interesting casting choices.
Then we cast Terry Crews for the other one too.
For Snow White, we need Danny Devito, Warwick Davis, Bridget Powers, Daniel Radcliffe, Elijah Wood, Gary Oldman, and Nicolas Cage for the roles of the dwarves. For the Wicked Queen, Andy Samberg, and the mirror is Margot Robbie using the Harley Quinn voice. If Margot is unavailable, we have Tom Cruise as Les Grossman as the mirror.
Just cast Terry Crews as all of them, Eddie Murphy style
Elijah really needs to start leaning into how fucking weird he has allowed himself to become since LotR. And I know he has a little, but clearly it’s not enough.
Boban Marjonovic plays all 7 dwarves
shhh, he’s on a roll man
Cinderella would be the prince going around with barbells trying to find the princess (Terry) who can lift them. Only he can carry the prince down the aisle.
How about this: Prince Charming tries to kiss the sleeping Snow White, but she wakes up and beats the hell out of him then lectures him on consent.
I’d watch that. But there should be a really good musical number called “Everything is rape without consent” or something… It probably wouldn’t be appropriate for the target audience, but yes I agree with the point you’re making: Snow White & Cinderella are way fucked.
Wrong movie plot, but I would seriously watch the fuck out of this.
Edit: Get Andy Samberg as the prince and I will fight outside the theatre in a ball gown.
I’m not sure that threatening to fight Andy Samberg is the best way to sign him into a movie. Then again, I don’t know the guy…
He might be interested in checking it out. It would be the nicest gown ever worn in a wrestling match outside a theatre.
I mean if they’re going to remake a movie, they should go out of their way to make it as different as possible. I for one would love to see the direction of a film with this casting goes.
fr we already had snow white… Multiple times … We need what Hot Shots was to Top Gun but with Disney movies instead.
I’d like to see a comedy where the Snow White story is playing out but the dwarves and woodland beings all choose Terry Crews. He’s like, “Nah guys. I’m a carpenter. I think you’ve got the wrong person.”. But they aren’t hearing it and strongarm Terry into the role. The evil queen is the only other person to get it and they have to team to to fix the story.
I’d really like to see something where there is no explanation at all. Terry Crews is just Snow White.
Maybe Seth Rogan and a bunch of stoners are the dwarves.
No explanation at all, just as if it were a woman playing the roll.
Seth Rogan as Happy is inspired casting. Nice.
SnowyMcSnowface
I agree 100%.
Hats off to you, Potato_in_my_anus, for my biggest username laugh on Lemmy so far.
Bro White
Who the fuck is Ana de Arm? /s
She’s friends with Laura de Leg
This but not sarcastically
Truly a tragic accident what happened on the Bond set.
Ana de Leg’s cousin
Ana my axe!
Ana can axe my … What? Oh. Oh sorry. Looks like I’m in the wrong room. Excuse me.
Ana my bow!
Undoubtedly!
For the one that looks most right, Gal Gadot is probably the best from this list. For the movie I’m most likely to watch? The Terry Crews version would be worth it even if it sucks
Needs to be Steve Buscemi.
He’ll play the beast and Danny DeVito will play Gaston
Danny DeVito should be the beast, Steve Buscemi should be Belle.
fuck it, Scorsese can play Belle… it’ll be his breakout performance…
Would love to see an AI video of this.
Zach Galifianakis as Prince Charming and I’m in
Here’s some others I’d be totally stoked about:
- Eric Andre (he really needs a breakout role)
- Leslie Jones
- Eddie Murphy
- RuPaul
- Charming Taintman
Edit: Fucking Terry Crews for both roles!
RuPaul is a fracking tycoon
Cool
This makes sense to me if Michael Cera can play Shaft
Someone’s a Donald Glover fan.
We’re officially known as dong lovers
