“You wouldn’t download a car, would you?”
“Nah, I’m too busy downloading cum.”
“well mister tim, i do also download cum”
I think I dated Apple back in college.
“TRY NOT TO DOWNLOAD ANY APPS ON YOUR WAY TO THE PARKING LOT!”
Duh, it’s the internet
Shit, and here I’ve been getting it manually the whole. Now I know.
Why compile your own when you can just download?
gentoo users whenthe
Risk of viruses.
Tim Cook be like
oh yeah. this is where they anounced their new file cache system called dumpster.
I download content that makes me generate cum so yeah I download cum
Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.
guess that’s why they’re into appeasing dick taters
What does it say?
60 billion cum downloads
No, I mean, what was it supposed to say
60 billion cum downloads.
Thank you
Cumulative
Hehe… Loads.
OH NAAAH
