At this rate,
is gonna have to heart attack him just to keep the horse race plausible to 
and 
But a heart attack will make the party look weak and pathetic. If he got the Oswald treatment, he’d be seen as a martyr who posed a threat to the conservatives
“God could my dad drive an open top limousine.”
You heard that BlueMAGA? He said listen to the OG MAGA.
Why won’t god take me
I Have No Malarkey and I Must Scream
I was really thinking this season of Election was going to be lackluster given the current cast, but the showrunners are pulling out all the stops (especially with all the unexpected comedy) and I can’t wait to see how it ends.
Unironically, WaPo/NYT was describing the Trump hearings as “America’s prestige television” and refered to a bunch of random nobodies as casts. But like no one gives a shit about that. Not even liberals lol. This is a much better show.
Joe’s getting a posthumous Emmy for this one, no one could have better embodied the collapse of a dying empire
I’ve heard critics saying it’s too on the nose
hes having a field day
This is pretty weak. Would’ve been funnier if he was less bitter and said something “I’m honored you chose me, Joe! But I prefer being president again!”
Did Trump himself refer to Trump Derangement Syndrome? What a a time to be alive
He first started doing this a couple months ago. He must’ve talked to some terminally online person at a rally and picked up the phrase
terminally online
good point
Lmfao no way, what a time to be in an election cycle
This shit is so funny
the only other interpretation I can think of is that he’s referring to the reporter, while addressing the rest of the room. a “get a load of this guy” kind of thing
Nah the emphasis on HIM makes me feel like he’s trying to say, listen to how much Trump’s brain is also melting out of his ears every time he speaks. Let he who is free of dementia cast the first stone
I love the deflection to pretend like Trump’s dementia (or whatever is wrong with him) is anything but the strongest point in his own favor.
I feel like what he was trying to get across was “Listen to Trump’s lack of respectable discourse and make your own decision,” but yeah it did not land at all and was a stupid fucking answer either way.
He probably should have said that instead.
Listen Jack, it’s too much to expect the “leader of the free world” to be even marginally coherent! Back in Scranton… where’s my ice cream?
my first thought was maybe he meant it like “go ahead then, agree with trump you magat!”
like in 2019 when he told a voter to vote trump after they criticized reactionary policies under obama
He’s saying “listen to trump” as in trump makes similar flubs, it’s no big deal
Is this a cry for help?
Chat I’m kinda riden with Biden now this is too funny
perhaps consider xcancel.com, instead of the nitter instance ran by (the notoriously far-right) poast.
thanks, edited!
unfortunately the poast one lets you open vid in new tab and save the video to your hard drive, whereas xcancel does not. not saying that’s an endorsement, but it is pretty useful if you don’t think something is going to stay up on twitter for political reasons.
oh, that’s interesting, I didn’t know that. I’ve just been using some twitter downloader website
seems like the difference is because poast directly links to twitters CDN, while the original nitter avoids any direct connections to twitter. Original nitter had a PR that made it work like poast does now, but nitter died before it could be merged.
yt-dlp can download videos from twitter or any nitter instance or really any social media you can publicly view.
really? It didn’t work last time I tried it. Maybe I need to update it
It can get it from Twitter, but with:
nitter.poast.org
yt-dlp https://nitter.poast.org/jordanuhl/status/1811558160211268019[Nitter] Extracting URL: https://nitter.poast.org/jordanuhl/status/1811558160211268019
[Nitter] 1811558160211268019: Downloading webpage
ERROR: [Nitter] 1811558160211268019: Unable to download webpage: HTTP Error 403: Forbidden (caused by <HTTPError 403: Forbidden>)xcancel
yt-dlp https://xcancel.com/jordanuhl/status/1811558160211268019[generic] Extracting URL: https://xcancel.com/jordanuhl/status/1811558160211268019
[generic] 1811558160211268019: Downloading webpage
ERROR: [generic] Unable to download webpage: HTTP Error 503: Service Temporarily Unavailable (caused by <HTTPError 503: Service Temporarily Unavailable>)
Was just about to comment, we need a PSA
I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
It’s not even Friday or the convention yet
Certified
moment.my fellow americans, we are so cooked
