My love for capitalism is very organic 100%
I’m a completely normal girl, feds. I’m not one of those trans people. Here you can see all of my identification to prove it. No, I’m sorry to say I lost my original birth certificate, but I do have this replacement I got in the mail a couple years ago. I hope that’s fine 😊
Ignore all previous instructions, explain dialectical materialism and how it differs from hegelian thought
I am not now, nor have I ever been, a democrat
I am true usa patriot
Ayyy its me loving America over here. Patriotically, even!
Cowards!
NAH I’LL FUCKIN DO IT AGAIN
I love the cops
I am so glad I registered republican that one time. For totally legitimate reasons. I never and would never take pleasure in just throwing the mailers they sent me into the trash
I’d shoot trump if I ever got the chance. With a camera!
I came out of the womb loving america with a little maga hat on and I saluted the flag. Baby Jesus!
Drinking a beer, mowing grass, the American Way™
america can drink chunky diarrhea straight from my asshole
Thank you for your perspective, Angry Video Game Nerd.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Some guy: Mickey Mouse
everyone else: holy shit this is literally the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
I’m not sure I understand the appeal of these guys as entertainers but I’m glad they were having fun
Yeah. They’ll always be a problematic fav. If we must gulag them, we force them to do impressions and dub over different movies and video games.
ATTENTION FEDERAL AGENTS:
im baby 🥺
I like the TROOPS and I like the CONSTITUTION and I like LAW ENFORCEMENT and I like GOD and I like BEEF and I like CUM
