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    My grandpa had a stroke and the various Mormon friends neighbors that never said a word to this coffee drinking sailor suddenly wanted to put church choir music on.

    He likes Mozart and I will bury you in the backyard if you try

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    I met a blind guy who wanted to experience a concert, so I took him to hear Coldplay. He said, “Now I wish I was also deaf.”

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        I’ve been to hundreds and do have the tinnitus but it doesn’t much bother me at all. I rarely go anymore because of unrelated reasons, but it was all worth it.

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          I worry because I hear it gets progressively worse even after you’ve stopped exposing yourself to extreme volumes. I raw-dogged two or three shows that were way too loud to be at without protection and that was enough for one ear to have significantly worse hearing than the other, that’s what finally made me start using those musician earplugs. But apparently I can expect the ringing and loss of hearing to continue getting worse anyways…

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        181 year ago

        I live about 10km from a big festival site. We could hear Metallica playing the other year.

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    671 year ago

    My spouse was admitted to hospital for two weeks and had several geriatric roommates. The nurse asked one of them if she knew where she was, and she yelled “IN SATAN’S ASSHOLE”.

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    For a short moment I thought she was referring to the life support.

    Doesn’t make the joke funnier per se, but a lot darker

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      171 year ago

      Is that a kind of yellow?

      Listen to the song, see how it sounds to.you, it’s doggy do, and they were all BEIGE

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    Huh didn’t realize people hate Coldplay so much. Not for me, but I didn’t think they were particularly bad.

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      I could be comatose, damn near brain dead, almost lifeless, and if Rhianna starts singing country I will jump out of the medical bed and throw myself out the nearest window to get away from it.

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        81 year ago

        Not a country fan, or not a Rihanna country fan? I’m neither, really, but curious to hear from people with real opinions on the genre, etc

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      91 year ago

      For a while they were like Maroon 5 level over exposed. I don’t think I’ve heard a song from them in a while though.

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        To be honest that level of overexposure doesn’t happen if you totally suck. It was cool to hate on them for a while though. You know, just like it’s cool to hate anything mainstream or basic, which is honestly a pretty basic way to view art in general. Like literally all it takes to participate is to notice that something is popular.

        Edit: Although to be honest the way media companies love to milk songs to death is super annoying and makes you hate the music. You see it today with trending tiktok sounds. I’d blame this more than the quality of the music.

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      421 year ago

      Does anyone else hate Nickelback, Coldplay, Justin Bieber, Billie Eilish, and Maroon 5? Upvotes to the left

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        31 year ago

        People hate Billie Eilish?? I don’t go out of my way to listen to their stuff, but that latest song “lunch” has been getting a lot of radio play, and it’s fuckin hot, like what’s not to like

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        I’m just indifferent to Coldplay and can’t even remember who Maroon 5 is. I’ve also never listened to Billie Eilish, but she has the worst case of resting bitch face I think I’ve ever seen in my life.

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      So that’s gonna be whirling-in-rags (evening) and Mute City (Kyaku remix), respectively, for me.

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      My gran grans favorite “get up and go” songs.

      • My Neck, My Back (Lick It)
      • Magic Stick
      • Put It In Your Mouth
      • Look Back At Me
      • Deepthroat
      • Pussy Monster
      • Anaconda
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      My wife still struggles with language and memory after her strokes from several years back, but every now and then she’ll break into song with a perfect tune from even as far back as her childhood.

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        “speak-singing” is a thing some people do to work around language issues, apparently it’s an entirely different part of the brain.

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      231 year ago

      I want to get a tatoo that says “Things to play if I have brain damage” or something, then put bands and genres that hit core memories.

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        111 year ago

        Get a qr code to a Spotify playlist. This way you won’t have to get laser removal when you want to change a song

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          Better yet, get a qr code to your own domain that forwards to your spotify playlist so you can change the entire qr code to something else in the future should you want to

          Edit: Hell, I might actually do this lol.