Autocorrect ftw

Hey these are great suggestions, I’ll get child custody for today

I came here to write this

Take my up vote

I’m barely under 50 and never heard of this. And I watched mcgiver as a kid.

TIL horses get Lemmy profiles too

Does Google require proof you live there and give that info to the cookie monster that powers its profits??

Am I too paranoid at this point?

45-50 is when you realize people older than you knows even less stuff and the world is this mess because they made one decision that made sense and forgot about the other 99 that didn’t

Why not both?

Or hear me out

Last lunch at five guys with five guys

Spend the night having Wendy’s at Wendy’s (not the restaurant)

Last dinner must be at five guys

The left one is easy, it’s boobs. Which means you’re allowed if you have man boobs.

The other one is for people with 3 nipples.

I heard there’s a guy called Luigi with a cool idea.

Only the one that does the job of fixing it properly?

🥺🥺🥺

My printer broke again this week, needs a replacement part worth $2 but shipping is $9.

I just bought some spare parts, so now I need to wait for this to be able to print anything.

If a pillow wore pants, would it be like this?

Why not both

My understanding is that it’s called work profile. It’s like having 2 users in the same phone. One is personal and you manage it. The other is company owned and you can only install apps whitelisted by your it admin.

I do the drip coffee things so I put 2 leaves on top of the coffee powder and pour water normally over it. I barely use milk.

It doesn’t taste minty, but it make the taste less acid and less acidic, and softer overall.

You can just drop the leaves in your cup, according to what English native speakers usually do with milk, I’d probably add 6 leaves.

Yep same. I do drinks, drop in my water bottle, put in my coffee etc

Your own private morsel of the sea.

Glub Glub Glub

Did you forget your snorkel too?