Trump assassination jokes have been going on since Trump was President 5 years ago… it seemed like it was only yesterday that Depp talked about killing Trump and Griffin held up a severed head of him…
I live in Canada, so…
Give it your best shot? At most, I’d lose an ear so…
Kill me with the unity bullets.
Republicans need better aim.
I’ve seen country bar bathrooms before. Trust me, it’s not just bullets they miss.
They miss Trump, they miss toilets, they miss the Confederacy…
I haven’t heard enough, tbh. Maybe I just missed them. I’ll try to keep an ear out for new ones. I’d give a shot at making one, but I think the joke would not land.
P.S. To my FBI agent: This is an attempt at humor. Please text me back, bro.
My favorite I’ve heard so far was “this is the one time I wish a politician leaned further right”
I wasn’t joking.
Yeah, not sure where they got that idea. Trump indoctrinated my family into a cult. He deserves the worst.
Jokes?
Snowflakes can’t take a joke.
Orange snowflakes as well.
Something something cancel culture.
Something something right of free speech
When the fuck are people gonna start ignoring the pearl clutching by the right? Anyone who says “so much for the tolerant left” should get the shit beat out of them.
I always ignore those stupid motherfuckers.
This really makes me want to make a distasteful joke about it now but i don’t want to be distasteful.
My “CENTER MASS” bumper stickers are selling like hotcakes.
Somehow “MAGA hackers” are still holding a banjo in my head.
How can they hack if they can’t even read?
Didn’t know banjos were a thing in Russia. TIL
It’s called Balalaika over there.
nearly all republicans these days live in a suburb. IMO more likely the guy at a car dealership sales desk or a real estate agent is a typical republican these days.
…while holding a banjo.
sure but only as a prop
That is all.
How do you miss a bright orange target that hoots and hollers
I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a wacky waving inflatable tube man.
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