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@PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 months ago

The last hope

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The last hope

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@PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 months ago
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  • @pyre@lemmy.world
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    10•11 months ago

    what an optimistic date for our demise.

  • CaptainBlagbird
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    69•11 months ago

    There is still hope, it’s Best by, not Use by

    • dbx12
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      49•11 months ago

      So many people interpret “best before” as “poisonous as hell after”. Look at it, smell it, taste (a little bit of) it. If it passes all three, still perfect to eat.

      • Possibly linux
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        8•11 months ago

        Until its not

        Be mindful of perishables left out of the fridge for a long time. Most of the time it is fine but in some cases it can cause illness.

        • dbx12
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          2•11 months ago

          Well, I store my food as recommended and treat the best before as written above. If stored in suboptimal conditions for extended time, most bets regarding the best before are off anyways.

  • @GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world
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    10•11 months ago

    Nothing left to do but play football.

    https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football

    • @GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca
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      2•11 months ago

      I never knew of the existence of this story. Truly astounding.

    • @greencactus@lemmy.world
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      2•11 months ago

      Wilddddd. That was just crazy.

      • @GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world
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        1•11 months ago

        Glad you enjoyed it! Personally, I never expected such a thing from a sports reporting site.

  • @mrspaz@lemmy.world
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    26•11 months ago

    I wrote a program to figure out what day of the week this landed on (assuming it is in fact October 2nd, 151441).

    It’s a Saturday.

    Real downer on the start of the weekend.

    • @superkret@feddit.org
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      26•11 months ago

      • Ephera
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        6•11 months ago

        Yep, my immediate thought was, how the hell would you know it works?

        • @odium@programming.dev
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          3•11 months ago

          That program better be using an existing date library, because otherwise it’s most definitely wrong.

          • @asyncrosaurus@programming.dev
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            public string GetDayOfWeek(DateTime date) => "saturday";

            I also calculated it, his result checks out.

            • @al4s@lemmy.world
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              4•11 months ago

              Don’t be ridiculous, that would never pass QA.

              But this one will. Joy for years to come:

              public string GetDayOfWeek(DateTime date) {
                  return ((date - new DateTime(1970, 1, 1)).Milliseconds / 86400000) % 7 switch {
                      0 => "Thursday",
                      1 => "Friday",
                      2 => "Saturday",
                      3 => "Sunday",
                      4 => "Monday"
                  };
              }
              
        • @Bgugi@lemmy.world
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          3•11 months ago

          Bro probably to account for leap Thursday’s. We have one every ~28k years to keep in alignment with the true solar week.

          • dch82
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            1•11 months ago

            Took me longer than it should have to realise this was a joke.

  • @Crashumbc@lemmy.world
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    7•11 months ago

    1441 is most likely the time stamp sorry guys…

    (Not sure if Canada follows US or internal date format)

    • @uis@lemm.ee
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      2•11 months ago

      Slashes mean whatever american abomination

      • @Crashumbc@lemmy.world
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        2•11 months ago

        Cry

        You cut me deep, real deep.

    • @eezeebee@lemmy.ca
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      6•11 months ago

      Canadian here. We’re not sure either.

  • teft
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    43•11 months ago

    That is only what the Canadians release to the outside world. They have a strategic maple syrup reserve.

    • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      16•11 months ago

      strategic maple syrup reserve

      I love that this is a real thing 😄

      • @BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk
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        9•11 months ago

        Goddamned Canadian maple syrup cartel.

        • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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          8•11 months ago

          Actually, I think they identify more as a Maple Mafia…

          • @Crashumbc@lemmy.world
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            5•11 months ago

            Big Maple!

  • @cordlesslamp@lemmy.today
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    11•11 months ago

    Best by ≠ Expiration date

    It’s the truth, and I’m tired pretending it’s not.

    • @ulterno@lemmy.kde.social
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      5•11 months ago

      It’s just not in its best condition.
      Another 720000 years before expiry.

  • @Boneless2246@lemm.ee
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    28•11 months ago

    But is it October 2, or February 10?!?

    • Jolteon
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      3•11 months ago

      It’s February 15th, 2010 at 14:41.

    • Possibly linux
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      12•11 months ago

      Both

      • dch82
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        2•11 months ago

        TBF tho it doesn’t really matter because either way it won’t go out of date in 14000 years

      • @Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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        6•11 months ago

        All is possible with the power of maple

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