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SSTF to Lemmy [email protected] • 11 months ago

Kids and their computers these days.

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Kids and their computers these days.

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SSTF to Lemmy [email protected] • 11 months ago
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  • Applesauce
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    4•11 months ago

    But, what if he’s right?

    • @[email protected]
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      3•11 months ago

      Someone put a chip in this guy!

  • @[email protected]
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    5•11 months ago

    *Gomputer

  • @[email protected]
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    75•11 months ago

    I hate it when I get benereal disease on my benis.

    • @[email protected]
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      11•11 months ago

      Benerial desease is baginal

      • KingJalopy
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        6•11 months ago

        Only if you have a bussy tho

        • @[email protected]
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          1•11 months ago

          More of a badger problem imo

    • @[email protected]
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      48•11 months ago

      You must be addicted to dog

      • @[email protected]
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        27•11 months ago

        I’m glad I’m only addicted to cat.

        • @[email protected]
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          6•11 months ago

          Huffing or injecting?

          • @[email protected]
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            6•11 months ago

            It’s better when brewed into tea, trust me

            • @[email protected]
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              2•11 months ago

              What are you British? Get out of here this is America’s crazy.

          • @[email protected]
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            3•11 months ago

            Freebase. I throw em in a pot with some water and baking soda and rock em up.

    • @[email protected]
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      7•11 months ago

      Benis :DDD

      • @[email protected]
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        2•11 months ago

        Benis = boy penis

      • @[email protected]
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        3•11 months ago

        Fug :-DDDDD god benereal disease :-DDDDDD

        t. FrostyGaveman :-DDDD

    • @[email protected]
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      3•11 months ago

      21

  • nelson
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    14•11 months ago

    Ah yes. Aria 52. I’ve heard so much about it. The actual location of the aliens. Instead of area 52: the tourist attraction

    • @[email protected]
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      12•11 months ago

      No no, it’s 62. It’s a conspiracy that’s 10 bigger.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    55•11 months ago

    take videos and photos of this truck and spread it on the Internet

    This dude is giving mixed messages.

    • SSTFOP
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      69•11 months ago

      Oh you have a common beginner question. Let me clear it up with a simple diagram:

      • Diplomjodler
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        14•11 months ago

        Thanks. It all makes sense now!

        • @[email protected]
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          11•11 months ago

          Always remember that you are educated stupid and that there are 4 simultaneous 24 hour days, and you should be fine.

      • @[email protected]
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        27•11 months ago

        removed by mod

  • @[email protected]
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    11 months ago

    So… how many Trump rallies you reckon this character has been to?

  • @[email protected]
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    7•11 months ago

    It was our own fault for hinting at the fact with names like worm and bug but no matter. The plan is already in motion and cannot be stopped. Bow down peasants, bow down to your supreme software engineer overlord. We will abolish all mennial jobs with our computers and calculators. Soon you will all be forced to work from home, and you will like it.

  • @[email protected]
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    21•11 months ago

    Fuck yeah I’m gonna install Arch Linux^btw on my microchip

  • @[email protected]
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    I gotta benereal disease, you know?

    Who can I learn more about from in Cal and SoCal?

  • @[email protected]
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    22•11 months ago

    I for one appreciate the illustration. Without it, I felt like I was reading gibberish

  • @[email protected]
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    29•11 months ago

    Why does this read like english is this persons 2nd language, but look like it was made by someone for whom english is infact their 1st language?

    • Ms. ArmoredThirteen
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      19•11 months ago

      At my high school a noticable number of students could barely read. They got passed through from a combination of parents trying to fire people if their kid is held back and teachers who either didn’t care or couldn’t spend the one on one time to help the kid. There was no functional system in place at my school to help kids who were borderline illiterate

      Depending where this is, between that and possible mental health stuff English could be their first language

      • @[email protected]
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        13•11 months ago

        It’s tragic because a lot of these people aren’t just missing competent literacy but all the skills required to understand the world around them, and even worse often those ways of understanding have been replaced with religious nonsense by the people that raised them.

        Imagine trying to make sense of the world when you think scientists work like preachers and prophets simply saying whatever feels right or suits the moment.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•11 months ago

      The B/V switch and a couple missing pluralizations make me think Spanish

    • @[email protected]
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      39•11 months ago

      Not making light, but this person’s first language is likely schizophrenia.

  • Track_Shovel
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    13•11 months ago

    He’s right about one thing: some posts on the internet can cause brain cancer.

  • @[email protected]
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    15•11 months ago

    That’s why people still need huge cars. So that you can write all of your nutjob theories on it.

  • @[email protected]
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    10•11 months ago

    Aria 62 in C Major.

  • coffeecup
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    17•11 months ago

    No one tell them about the computer in their truck!

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