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SSTF to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year ago

Kids and their computers these days.

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Kids and their computers these days.

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SSTF to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    25•1 year ago

    Imagine having to extend you car with plates at the top, because there is not enough room for you psychotic scribbles. Then leaving a shit ton of white space at the bottom.

    • The Yungest Onion
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      15•1 year ago

      Probably the computers fault.

    • @[email protected]
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      6•1 year ago

      You can’t write at or below the fuel fill line, are you psychotic?!

  • @[email protected]
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    1 year ago

    So… how many Trump rallies you reckon this character has been to?

  • @[email protected]
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    35•1 year ago

    Okay but the real question is, can these nano chips run DOOM? Where can I find out how to jailbreak these bad boys?

    • @[email protected]
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      1•1 year ago

      Maybe. I’m more concerned if they’re better with sour cream and onion or guac.

  • @[email protected]
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    75•1 year ago

    I hate it when I get benereal disease on my benis.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•1 year ago

      21

    • @[email protected]
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      48•1 year ago

      You must be addicted to dog

      • @[email protected]
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        27•1 year ago

        I’m glad I’m only addicted to cat.

        • @[email protected]
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          6•1 year ago

          Huffing or injecting?

          • @[email protected]
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            3•1 year ago

            Freebase. I throw em in a pot with some water and baking soda and rock em up.

          • @[email protected]
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            6•1 year ago

            It’s better when brewed into tea, trust me

            • @[email protected]
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              2•1 year ago

              What are you British? Get out of here this is America’s crazy.

    • @[email protected]
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      11•1 year ago

      Benerial desease is baginal

      • KingJalopy
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        6•1 year ago

        Only if you have a bussy tho

        • @[email protected]
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          1•1 year ago

          More of a badger problem imo

    • @[email protected]
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      7•1 year ago

      Benis :DDD

      • @[email protected]
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        2•1 year ago

        Benis = boy penis

      • @[email protected]
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        3•1 year ago

        Fug :-DDDDD god benereal disease :-DDDDDD

        t. FrostyGaveman :-DDDD

  • @[email protected]
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    31•1 year ago

    I like that this person ran out of space so decided to create more space by tacking more material on the top of the car.

    • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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      15•1 year ago

      Brevity continues to prove it is the soul of wit

      • @[email protected]
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        5•1 year ago

        Plus brevity increases your gas milage due to less wind resistance

        • @[email protected]
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          3•1 year ago

          Dude clearly felt brevity was stifling his creative spirit though

  • @[email protected]
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    16•1 year ago

    That truck was created on a computer.

    • @[email protected]
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      15•1 year ago

      That truck has a computer in it

      • @[email protected]
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        8•1 year ago

        1000016528

        • SeekPie
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          1•1 year ago

          There’s more

          • @[email protected]
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            1•1 year ago

            No.

  • @[email protected]
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    Hey, kid. I’m a computer

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      Who wants a body massage?

  • @[email protected]
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    24•1 year ago

    Software developer here; this is 100% true. Computers were a mistake.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•1 year ago

      He is right, I do indeed get incredibly irritated by computers

    • @[email protected]
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      8•1 year ago

      You know where you’re going to start your farm when you retire?

      • @[email protected]
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        6•1 year ago

        Someplace that’s cold and far above sea level (for now).

      • @[email protected]
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        3•1 year ago

        I don’t know if I should feel happy or sad because there seem to be other devs dreaming the same retirement dream.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      I love computers, they are consistent and literal and logical. Can’t say the same for most people.

  • @[email protected]
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    4•1 year ago

    removed by mod

    • @[email protected]
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      3•1 year ago

      Can’t get those from yourself.

      • @[email protected]
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        6•1 year ago

        Not with that attitude

  • @[email protected]
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    7•1 year ago

    It was our own fault for hinting at the fact with names like worm and bug but no matter. The plan is already in motion and cannot be stopped. Bow down peasants, bow down to your supreme software engineer overlord. We will abolish all mennial jobs with our computers and calculators. Soon you will all be forced to work from home, and you will like it.

  • @[email protected]
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    10•1 year ago

    This truck is on to something. I asked my dog if she put a nano chip on my body and she said no, but it sounds like something the huskies next door would do.

    • @[email protected]
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      5•1 year ago

      I’m afraid your dog has lied to you. We had a pretty husky back when I was a kid, before she became a farmer, and I can confirm that Huskies are incredibly stupid. Your dog wants to use the Huskies as Patsy’s for their own nefariousness.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•1 year ago

        Honestly, sounds like my dog. She would throw pretty much any other dog under the bus, especially the ones with the gall to approach her fence.

  • @[email protected]
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    5•1 year ago

    That dude is WAY in to Simulation Theory.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•1 year ago

      What theory?

  • @[email protected]
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    15•1 year ago

    That’s why people still need huge cars. So that you can write all of your nutjob theories on it.

  • nelson
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    14•1 year ago

    Ah yes. Aria 52. I’ve heard so much about it. The actual location of the aliens. Instead of area 52: the tourist attraction

    • @[email protected]
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      12•1 year ago

      No no, it’s 62. It’s a conspiracy that’s 10 bigger.

  • @[email protected]
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    10•1 year ago

    Aria 62 in C Major.

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