I eat my cereal straight from the box. Dry. Adding milk just makes cereal soggy and flavorless. Everybody wants crunchy cereal, but nobody wants to STOP ADDING THE THING THAT MAKES IT SOGGY!!!

I’ve never understood why people add milk. It’s awful, and it ruins the cereal. Somehow I’M the asshole for adding milk??? Yeah, ok…

  • Ace! _SL/S
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    1011 months ago

    I’ve never understood why people add milk

    Because it tastes better with milk. Raw cereal is pure sugar most of the time, milk makes it at least bearable. Also many cereals are really dry

      • FiveMacs
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        11 months ago

        It’s the same with Cesar salad. Make it the day before and eat the soggy leaves. Nothing beats a wet crouton

    • @[email protected]OP
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      311 months ago

      If this were Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, I feel like you’d be Charlie. Just kicking the back doors of the van, and yelling “WILD CARD BITCHES!!! YEHAW!!!” before jumping out and shooting guns into the air.

      • @[email protected]
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        211 months ago

        Ohh sh*t! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked “Pirate”? You think a pirate lives in there?

  • Hello_there
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    311 months ago

    Eat it with marshmallow cream. Not too wet and not too dry.
    Warning: may cause obesity

  • @[email protected]
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    411 months ago

    Maybe people just like different things and there is no objectively correct standpoint on how cereal should be eaten.

    I dont think your opinion is wrong, quite the opposite.

    If you think it should be eaten with no milk, you are right!

    If you think it should be eaten with milk, you are right!

    The real problem is people who eat is with yoghurt and berries. They are wrong.

  • @[email protected]
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    411 months ago

    I pour myself a glass of milk on the side and take a swig for every spoonful of dry cereal I put in my mouth.

    • @[email protected]
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      411 months ago

      Yes that’s the engineering-oriented solution, I don’t really eat cereals anymore but I apply similar methods to other things as well.

  • Praise Idleness
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    511 months ago

    Most of the times it’s too sweet to be had without milk for me(and way too crunchy too). Granola bar is a thing.

  • Icalasari
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    411 months ago

    I agree

    Although it’s partly because I’m lactose intolerant

  • @[email protected]
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    211 months ago

    Eat it how you like it. Don’t judge people on their tastes. Encourage others not to judge.