If that’s actually true, maybe don’t attack the people who will be reporting on what you say?
I’m not an expert in PR training, but this seems like it would be pretty early in the lessons.
Yeah, THAT’S THE REASON
If the world didn’t have so many J.D. Vances in it, I would reconsider having children.
And that right there is some fascism talking points.
Hell yeah JD!!! That’s my boy! Keep giving us this motivational locker room talk, you’re the gift that keeps on giving! Keep cooking (yourself) King. You’re kinda mainlining the LGBTQ stuff to the point that it’s stale, maybe alienate some minorities next go round, that’d be SICK
Oh, the poor little fascist doesn’t like being shat on like he rightly deserves. ROFL, he should go back to couch-san for some more one on one time.
Large part of the electorate. Maybe that should matter to him.
nottheonion material
What a neckbeard
While he’s just an adultless child
He wants to ensure that all children have children. His type is couches, dolphins, and little girls.
His type is couches, dolphins, and little girls.
That’s unfair of you to say. The first one is confirmed to be a hoax.
But he admitted it. He even went on the “Sectional Healing” podcast. His favorite type of couch to fuck is a chaise btw
No it’s not. So far, no one has been able to disprove that Vance fucked a couch.
A technicality, it was actually a love seat.
He’s really just got that one “accomplishment” he’s proud of, huh?
You guys! I did it! Like, with an actual woman! And, wait for it, no condom! You guys, I wennt in raw! And I totally came inside! Is your mind blown yet?
That’s sofa king amazing.
Sure thing, JD, whatever you say. What was her name? Lemme guess, Broyhill?
Ashley.
Finnala.
What is wrong with the MAGA goobers? Is this really the hill they want to die on?
They want Gileon
This guy is hilarious! He’s gonna drop a solid gaffe bomb soon enough and Drumph won’t know what to do.
He may get dropped, I think.
We’re in move, counter-move territory after Biden dropped out and everything coalesced behind Harris.
I don’t know, if Trump drops him, that looks a lot worse for Trump than it did Biden dropping out for Harris. There haven’t been months and months and months of people on both sides saying Biden is unfit for another term.
You may be right. Where I am is this:
- Trump NEEDS to win (for his own purposes)
- Vance has a lot of connections to Project 2025
- Project 2025 may doom Trump’s run
If the race starts to separate, Trump is not loyal. He just requires it of others. And he’s been rather successful with persuading others to view his treatment as unfair.
Edit: formatting
Also Appalachians are rising up to shit in his face
I’m trying to imagine what would even register as a gaffe at this point, discernable from the cosmic background dumpster-fire of Trump’s campaign
Print photos of different couches and mail them to any or all of these locations:
https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/
Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”
Okay I’m super out of the loop, where did the couchfucker thing come from?
There was a Twitter post claiming he wrote in his book that he fucked couch cushions as a younger lad. It is (as far as we know) not true, however it caught like wildfire and is now a certified dank meme
Maybe tax the rich, so normal people can afford children.
