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MacN'Cheezus to Lemmy [email protected]English • 11 months ago

I didn’t know geese can own cars

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I didn’t know geese can own cars

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MacN'Cheezus to Lemmy [email protected]English • 11 months ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    3•11 months ago

    Yo, dawg, we heard you liked to honk…

  • masterofn001
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    5•11 months ago

    That there is the mating call of a honkey.

  • kirbowo808
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    45•11 months ago

    turns into goose from untitled goose game 🪿

    attempts to steal car

    HONK!

    • @[email protected]
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      4•11 months ago

      Vibe

  • @[email protected]
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    27•11 months ago

    They don’t “own” a “car”, they’re in possession of a conveyance…

    • @[email protected]
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      6•11 months ago

      Let me guess, they’re “travelling, officer”.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•11 months ago

        That’s what the lack of plate would suggest.

  • @[email protected]
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    17•11 months ago

    [email protected]

  • Rose
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    11•11 months ago

    No, can’t have been written by geese. Geese cannot read or write, they just straight up honk.

    This is a clown car. That’s the most reasonable explanation.

  • @[email protected]
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    28•11 months ago

    Honk if you have ever been personally victimized by HONK!

    • Justin
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      8•11 months ago

      Remember, if you HONK all you HONK at me, I will HONK if you get any closer, u have to HONK if-

      I HONK if you will-

      if myself want HONK!

      If you have ever been personally victimized by HONK-

    • Natanael
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      8•11 months ago

      Honk if anything

  • Decoy321M
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    11•11 months ago

    Utter nonsense. Geese won’t own cars.

    They’d steal them.

  • MisterCrisper
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    4•11 months ago

    Honk vibe

  • @[email protected]
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    10•11 months ago

    This is a true work of art!

  • @[email protected]
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    13•11 months ago

    To say nothing of the neon check engine light. 😍

  • @[email protected]
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    10•11 months ago

    “Honk if anything”

  • @[email protected]
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    5•11 months ago

    Cranking that honk

    • @[email protected]
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      1•11 months ago

      To eleven

  • @[email protected]
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    8•11 months ago

    Geese can own PosSESS cars

  • @[email protected]
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    18•11 months ago

    What a vibe.

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