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Servais (il/le) to [email protected] • 11 months ago

Stuff I never thought I’d say as a parent Sunday

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Stuff I never thought I’d say as a parent Sunday

Servais (il/le) to [email protected] • 11 months ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    5•11 months ago

    Why is there cheese in the water table?

  • @[email protected]
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    18•11 months ago

    Don’t put your finger in the dog’s butthole, please.

  • southsamurai
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    19•11 months ago

    Take your damn dildo off of the TV.

    That’s not a joke, I had to actually say that to my teenager.

    I’m too old for this shit lol

    • @[email protected]
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      4•11 months ago

      Wtf

      • southsamurai
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        4•11 months ago

        That’s essentially what I was thinking.

    • @[email protected]
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      5•11 months ago

      Wow.

      • southsamurai
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        4•11 months ago

        Teenagers lol

  • @[email protected]
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    8•11 months ago

    [Kid’s name], stop exercising and get down here and eat some cake!

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