Innovating new outside-the-box stuff, procedures, code, whatever. A robust public domain would happily be my legacy.
No small amount of art too.
Best masturbator
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nobody could know
Nice try…
Inciting the revolution.
Cracking DRM. Win-win.
Judging from some of the prolific ones out there, cracking DRM requires you to also be absolutely batshit insane.
That type of hacking is mind-blowingly complicated. Literally. It’s impossible to understand it all without being batshit insane.
Definitely not wrong, when I read about it virtualizing the whole deal… I’ve worked in relatively adjacent fields before and I couldn’t even give you a satisfactory high-level explanation of how it works.
I should give cracking a go.
I already am the best at something, but if I tell you, somebody would know…
Nobody’s claimed stock investing yet, I’ll take that one.
Life. Nobody would ever figure it out. They might think/say “he’s got the best life”, but who would think “he’s the best at life”.
Can it be murder? I’d fix the world with violence if I could get away with it.
You’ve seen Death Note right?
If anything “Using violence to fix the world” would be the better thing to be good at since it protects you from the Monkey Paw to a certain extent. Exceptions:
- a “fixed” world being one devoid of humans
- a “fixed” world panning out in the opposite way you imagined (everyone is equally miserable instead of happy for example)
Everyone being equally miserable could be preferable to some people being happy, since it gives everybody equal reasons to work towards improving the situation… Except, of course, the monkey paw would ensure that wouldn’t pan out
you could kill trump and some other corrupt politicians and world leaders and world would be a better place
Monkey Paw: Trump and other corrupt politicians being high up the authority chain made sure more evil politicians didn’t get authority.
So you kill those as well. Now trust in democracy is crumbling because for some reason a lot of politicians keep mysteriously dying. “Good” politicians enact laws to protect their lives but those laws are bad as well so now you also have to off the good politicians. I hope you see where this hypothetical is going. The world is not so simple that a few well placed assassinations would fix everything, if that were the case it’d have been done before.
sex
…but you couldn’t show anyone :)
World’s happiest hand, just discovered!
Picking lotto numbers.
Shitting the stinkiest shit in the world…
Sleeping.
Making money
Being unnoticeable