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Suddenly my life feels less knowing I haven’t hugged wheels of cheese.
I’ve never felt love so strongly until this very moment
Powerful Magicks… Don’t go talking to the Mage’s Guild about this.
Fascinating women with cheese may still be legal in CyrodiiI, but few will admit to it now that the Mage’s Guild has banned it.
Farewell.
What news from the other provinces?
I saw a mudcrab once.
Horrible creatures.
They banned me from using “ketamine ape” all cause it somehow got the emperor killed. I shall use “testicular torsion” and “mend butt crack” on them.
Mend Buttcrack proves once again, Restoration is the strongest catagory of magicks known to mer and man.
Its actually a subset of Tonal “magic” with some overlap with CHIM.
TIL I’m a woman.
I need to remember this on my next date.
Imagine when she rips one of those parmesan farts
No thanks
More:
I know those are probably prop cheese wheels, but I can’t help but think they could’ve made a lot of money selling the ones she did the splits on.
My god, lol. That’s some good business sense though.
If I lacked morals and self respect I’d be a very wealthy man indeed.
I only have half those, teach me your ways.
Step 1: Get Wheels of Parm Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit
I think you should spend less time on the Internet.
This looks like AI, I know it isn’t, but it’s just bizarre enough that my brain goes “nope can’t be real.”
That’s understandable, her feet and hands both look very strange, that’s usually the biggest giveaway for AI. Her right hand is angled to show not enough fingers, and her left hand is bent the opposite way of what you’d expect and looks like a foot. Her foot looks like she has a tiny big toe, overly curled other toes and no heel. The reflection of the cheese on the under side of her forward pointing leg makes it look like she has an extra knee on the back of her calf.
I think it’s because I accidentally uploaded a really low-res version which is probably no better than cropping the initial xitter screenshot above. That and it is an ad and therefore generously retouched.
One of the Canadian canoe slalom athletes is sponsored by eggs
Back when I saw ads I used to regularly see commercials for eggs. Just a friendly reminder how good they are.
Eggs are nice confirmed ^is your autocorrect okay there bud^
My autocorrdt is good but il not so sometimes its trusts my rushed bs much that it becomes a correction.
Had I read you comment before seeing the atrocity that was mine I would have left it as is.
Edit: I’m leaving it 😴
It ain’t easy being cheesy.
These photos feel so… gosh, what’s the right word … corny?
Cheesy!
Naw, I donno, maybe nutty?
Cheesy!
Spicy? I think it’s pretty spicy tbh.
Cheesy!
Looks kinda sweet to me.
Cheesy!
I don’t know why but these pictures remind me of AI generated (not saying they are)!
Yeah it has that plausible yet completely bizarre setup of an AI image.
Wow! She demolished that cheese wheel, how long did it take her to eat that much cheese?
Not as long as it’s going to take for it to exit her body…
She’s an Olympic gymnast, she’ll have it flying out of there in no time.
Truly she is the Dragonborn
Must be strong; a wheel of cheese weighs 75 pounds.
They make fake ones that are plastic and hollow. I love parm.
I hope those two sentences aren’t directly related…
That is a wheel of lies!
This can’t brie. You gouda be kidding me. I can’t deal with cheese puns on my provolone.
I can only imagine someone typing this with one on their head
This is wholesome ♥
It’s a fucking ad for cheese
I am not going to want to start eating more parm because of her, why do companies bother with these kinds of investments?
Like if parm cheese would do something for animal advocacy, like in humane treatment, then I’d like them more.
That said, woooow. I love athletic women 💗
you don’t see the ad and think “wow, that athlete is holding this one brand of cheese, I’m gonna buy it”
you mentally associate those two, and when you go to the supermarket, you see the brand and buy it out of instinct, since that brand gives you a good feeling subconsciously.
or if you ask yourself “I never bought parmesam cheese before, which brand is good? oh I’ve seen this one before, it must be good”
I get what you’re saying, I’ll try to observe how often I do that
Only purchasing items from companies that don’t try to exploit you is an exercise in insanity
Just start with trying to avoid Nestle, PG and Unilever. If you can master that anything else is easy.
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I mean marketing these days is mostly just shouting brand names at you so that when you arrive at the aisle of 44 differently labeled permutations of the same 3 products made by the same 3 companies you’ll make a decision based on “I’ve heard of this brand before.”
Is this Italy’s version of athletes being sponsored by Mc Donald’s or Coke?
I never knew any sponsorship would work on me and yet here i am desperatly craving for parmesan near me.
