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TIL I’m a woman.
I need to remember this on my next date.
Powerful Magicks… Don’t go talking to the Mage’s Guild about this.
Fascinating women with cheese may still be legal in CyrodiiI, but few will admit to it now that the Mage’s Guild has banned it.
Farewell.
What news from the other provinces?
I saw a mudcrab once.
Horrible creatures.
They banned me from using “ketamine ape” all cause it somehow got the emperor killed. I shall use “testicular torsion” and “mend butt crack” on them.
Mend Buttcrack proves once again, Restoration is the strongest catagory of magicks known to mer and man.
Its actually a subset of Tonal “magic” with some overlap with CHIM.
One of the Canadian canoe slalom athletes is sponsored by eggs
Back when I saw ads I used to regularly see commercials for eggs. Just a friendly reminder how good they are.
Eggs are nice confirmed ^is your autocorrect okay there bud^
My autocorrdt is good but il not so sometimes its trusts my rushed bs much that it becomes a correction.
Had I read you comment before seeing the atrocity that was mine I would have left it as is.
Edit: I’m leaving it 😴
I never knew any sponsorship would work on me and yet here i am desperatly craving for parmesan near me.
jfc isn’t that like a 100lb wheel of cheese?
~80lbs is the usual weight.
Still, she’s a BEAST! Knowing nothing, I searched. Gymnast, dang!
and she’s hugging it like it’s a teddy bear lol
It doesn’t need to be real. My local grocery has fake wheels for decoration.
fake cheese? never been so disappointed
My wife was a college gymnast when I met her. She was ridiculously strong, I was scaroused. Gymnasts are not from this planet. That weight would be no problem for most.
Edit: on second look, her hands aren’t clasped and fingers loosely interlinked, probably fake cheese but my above comment still stands.
36kg, around 1000€
I am not going to want to start eating more parm because of her, why do companies bother with these kinds of investments?
Like if parm cheese would do something for animal advocacy, like in humane treatment, then I’d like them more.
That said, woooow. I love athletic women 💗
you don’t see the ad and think “wow, that athlete is holding this one brand of cheese, I’m gonna buy it”
you mentally associate those two, and when you go to the supermarket, you see the brand and buy it out of instinct, since that brand gives you a good feeling subconsciously.
or if you ask yourself “I never bought parmesam cheese before, which brand is good? oh I’ve seen this one before, it must be good”
I get what you’re saying, I’ll try to observe how often I do that
Only purchasing items from companies that don’t try to exploit you is an exercise in insanity
Just start with trying to avoid Nestle, PG and Unilever. If you can master that anything else is easy.
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I mean marketing these days is mostly just shouting brand names at you so that when you arrive at the aisle of 44 differently labeled permutations of the same 3 products made by the same 3 companies you’ll make a decision based on “I’ve heard of this brand before.”
Imagine when she rips one of those parmesan farts
No thanks
Small woman with a big cheese.
It looks like AI images. Perfect woman with a big smile and doing a strange thing.
It’s not AI. It’s real. Source in Italian:
https://www.parmigianoreggiano.com/it/news/parmigiano-reggiano-giorgia-villa-olimpiadi-tokyo/
The hands are too good for AI
You would be surprised how much better it’s gotten within a one year period
That and the fact that you can just regenerate the image until you get one with non shitty looking hands
It’s not AI. It’s real. She’s just Italian.
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AI = Actual Italian
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Do want
Also the lady seems alright, I guess
She’s Italian. So… yup.
This is wholesome ♥
It’s a fucking ad for cheese
I think the real question we all you to be asking yourself, is what has kept you from getting a sponsorship from big cheese?
Probably being vegan and not famous
I think it’s because I’d need to be some sort of athlete and not just sit there eating cheese by the handful
Now I kinda want a Kraft Cheese Starter jacket from the 90s…
How does one become sponsored by Big Parm? Just asking for personal reasons…
“Big Parma” heh
Big Parma has the government in its pocket, just look at SCOTUS recently overturning the Chevre doctrine
And I’m pretty sure the government took away my Cheez Waffles from Food Lion…
They’re coming for our Gruyère next.
Someone else who knows Cheez Waffies!? They were the absolute best snack. They vanished when we jumped to the bad timeline. There is no replacement; I’ve checked. :(
Invent a Time Machine and start doing gymnastics at two years old by the looks of it
You go to Big Ched instead and ask them to sponser you
Be Italian. Be bueatiful. Aquire fame through accomplishments your county takes pride in. Then probably go talk to the parm merchant-kings.
Big Parma is responsible for the Fontina epidemic that is ravaging our rural communities.
For real though, Fontina is some good shit on pizza. Not as the base cheese, just like an extra topping.
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It ain’t easy being cheesy.
