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hexaflexagonbear [he/him] to [email protected]English • 11 months ago

"Spiritual american" tag only works if the guy showed up in tacticool gear, vaped, then shot 25 people in the crowd

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"Spiritual american" tag only works if the guy showed up in tacticool gear, vaped, then shot 25 people in the crowd

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hexaflexagonbear [he/him] to [email protected]English • 11 months ago
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  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    39•11 months ago

    I bet if you told him that in person, he’d probably shoot you

    • Moss [they/them]
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      36•11 months ago

      Imagine representing your country in the Olympics and getting a silver medal and then someone has the audacity to call you American

  • Hello_Kitty_enjoyer [none/use name]
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    9•
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    11 months ago

    the funniest part was he was up against a serb decked out in eyegear (still missed)

  • MovingThrowaway [none/use name]
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    19•11 months ago

    fanon

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    47•11 months ago

    This doesn’t track because americans don’t have good aim, they don’t shoot their arsenal of guns, they just collect toys.

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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      32•11 months ago

      John Brown showed that collecting an arsenal of guns can be a good thing, but such basedness is rare

    • @[email protected]
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      22•11 months ago

      And he didn’t empty his entire round in one attempt.

  • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]
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    25•11 months ago

    I also believe that there are spiritual Americans across the globe. This is not a good thing.

    • Spongebobsquarejuche [none/use name]
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      8•11 months ago

      Can confirm, they’re easy to spot. Usually on a Harley or driving an American truck or muscle car.

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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    20•11 months ago

    There are more guns than people in the US. That’s because they have the right to consume product but not effectively train with them unless you’re in a liberal state with public land

  • supafuzz [comrade/them]
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    54•11 months ago

    lol isn’t America coming in like dead last in the shooting events

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      31•11 months ago

      Why doesn’t the NRA sponsor shooters on Team USA? I’m only partially joking. Is it because the Olympics are too g*y?

      • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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        16•11 months ago

        Because air guns are for wo*men and real Americans only shoot 45 COLT AUTOMATIC.

      • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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        30•11 months ago

        Too gay and too many brown people.

      • Spongebobsquarejuche [none/use name]
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        8•11 months ago

        Because the NRA decided to be a political grift.

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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      21•11 months ago

      Americans think that the rest of the world has no guns to the point that they will confidentially try to school European gun owners on their own country’s gun laws (he just repeats random axioms he learned from memes)

    • supafuzz [comrade/them]
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      42•11 months ago

      bad at guns, bad at burgers, America is just a shadow of its former self

      • autismdragon [he/him, they/them]
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        7•11 months ago

        bad at burgers,

        Lol did we eat shit at a burger making competition or something?

        • jack [he/him, comrade/them]
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          5•11 months ago

          It was the biggest story of the Olympics this week - a bolivian guy absolutely obliterated the returning American burger champ by the second round

      • @[email protected]
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        27•11 months ago

        Is this…is this what the orange guy is talking about?!?

        • supafuzz [comrade/them]
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          26•11 months ago

          Make America Gunburger Again

          • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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            15•11 months ago

            tromp stalin-gun-1🍔

  • TraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]
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    18•11 months ago

    Americans don’t have a culture of smoking on par with that of China, Japan or Turkey. Even Italians and French smoke more than Americans

  • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]
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    19•11 months ago

    Clearly, they haven’t met many Turks.

    A Turk asking where they can smoke is so damn Turkish.

    • Barabas [he/him]
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      16•11 months ago

      This is the quintessential middle aged man from the Balkans/Turkey.

      An american would also be hotdogging all over the place.

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