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What the fuck are you talking about, Jesse?!
BaUldEr’s gate? Do you even rpg? tsk tsk…
Like nails on a ‘chaulkboard’, that.
What about Tetris?
Parkour, but you’re a block.
Is true, am square block :(
I can choose for this to make sense to me. I think it’s intended as gibberish though, so I don’t know what that means for me.
What about Progress Quest?
Literally all menus.
Doesn’t a menu, by definition, have to have choices? If you can’t select or interact with anything in it, it’s just a list box.
Making no choice is a choice in and of itself.
Going through a bit of my library…
Elite: Dangerous - Menus Rocket League - Parkour Project Zomboid - Menus Stardew Valley - Menus Getting Over It - Parkour This War of Mine - Menus Outer Wilds - Parkour Stacklands - Menus
Omg it’s true!
EVE online? Double menus.
Counter strike surf maps are parkour
If this was true, Counter Strike surf maps would be both.
But really this whole concept is bullshit.
apex
parkour
>:^(
I swear I get irrationally annoyed at the term “parkour” in video games. It’s called platforming dammit!
Not the same. Games with parkour make movement look good even if a games journalist is playing. Games with platforming respect the player’s right to fail and learn from failure to eventually make movement look good.
So wait, are you saying Super Mario Brothers is a menu game, and Assassin’s Creed was created just for journalists?
whats league of legends
Menus
Not if you play talon. Then it’s a parkour
What?
World of Warcraft?
Classic = Menus, Current = Parkour.
Nah it’s still menus galore
How is counterstrike menus?
Well it’s certainly not parkour
Watch Ropz
Surf and kz maps? KZ is actual parkour.
The author implies that buying the right gun in CS is more important than aiming skills.
Usually in CS you move or click, but not at the same time. Apex is you click while jumping around.
I think this is the logic anyways.
I think trying to take this meme seriously is a fool’s errand lol
The buy screens.
