I’ve tried many things before, but in the past couple days I’ve found that eating a packet or two of mustard tends to get rid of hiccups.

What sort of tricks do you folks have?

  • astrsk
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    411 months ago

    All the mythological cures rely on one specific thing: focusing on a task or overriding your brain’s autonomic systems with adrenaline (get scared). Don’t think about it and do something else with as much concentration as you can will. Sorry if you’re ADHD.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      211 months ago

      Yeah, I’m probably ADHD, and not easily scared. Hell, I handle snakes and spiders and shit sometimes. Good luck scaring me…

      • astrsk
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        211 months ago

        Go for a run or cold shower. Get your heart rate up, similar effect.

      • @[email protected]
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        211 months ago

        You’ll never own a home or save enough for retirement. The entire planet is under incredible stress and we’re literally making it uninhabitable for ourselves. Your tax dollars often go towards killing innocent people in other countries. You may have left the oven on.

        If that didn’t do it, I’m out of ideas.

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          211 months ago

          Trying that fear factor approach I see. Well thank you for the thought, but I’m not easily scared, and that trick doesn’t seem to work for me anyways.

  • Vanth
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    611 months ago

    In the order I try them, usually the first one works for me:

    Hold my breath, cold shower, go for a run.

  • @[email protected]
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    111 months ago

    I find that a sudden, deep diaphragmatic gasp and holding it for 20-30 seconds does it for me. But it needs to be harsh, otherwise it doesn’t work.

  • @[email protected]
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    211 months ago

    Just focus on your breathing, take conscious control over your diaphragm, that’ll stop it from spasming. Works everytime.

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    211 months ago

    I actually learned this from an oncology nurse whose patients sometimes get chronic hiccups from certain chemo; the thing to do is have someone pull down on your earlobes while slightly cupping your ears forward, and then you drink water slowly while they hold your earlobes. Works every time. I taught this to a friend who had trouble with hiccups after surgery and she says it saved her life.

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        111 months ago

        It ain’t all that serious yo, I ain’t about to die. Hiccups are a thing we can all relate to occasionally, just figured I’d ask what random tricks people have found useful.

        For me, half the time a teaspoon of sugar does the trick, other times a glob of mustard does the trick. If my hiccups were chronic enough, of course I’d seek medical attention.

  • @[email protected]
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    111 months ago

    My wife believes that the secret to resolving hiccups is to “breathe as much air into your lungs as possible, squeezing your chest against your knees while crouching and keeping you breathe held; then lastly, standing up after 30 seconds.”

    She learned this from her Dad who has a mischievous side. To me, when she first described it, sounded like the steps someone would take to make themselves pass out unconscious. I guess it depends how fast you stand up. Is Lemmy able to settle this one for us?

  • @[email protected]
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    11 months ago

    This will sound like a joke, but is 100% true.

    The most effective, clinically proven, method to cure hiccups is anal digital stimulation. Finger your butthole. You don’t have to go deep, unless you want to, just tease the opening though. You can have someone tongue punch your fart box as well because the method of stimulation doesn’t matter and I am sure the research ran out of funding before testing alternative methods of stimulation.

    Edit: Might as well include a NIH article on the matter.

  • marighost
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    311 months ago

    Not sure if anyone has said this, but hold your breath and swallow three times. The last one can be a little tough, but it has worked for me I’d say 90% of the time.

  • @[email protected]
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    411 months ago

    Tablespoon of pickle juice. You’re then going to have the urge to eat a pickle. Don’t do it - they’ll come back.

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    611 months ago

    I usually just breathe in as much as I can and hold my breath until I need another gasp of air. It usually goes away after two or three times.

    Lying on your back and pressing your knees to your chest is another way to get them to stop that works for me.

    • @[email protected]
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      111 months ago

      The holding your breath thing works. You inhale as much as you can, which stretches your diaphragm out, and hold it as long as you can, even through the next few hiccups. Works like a charm.