US here. When I was a kid in the early 70s, in the Midwest we called it Hershey Squirts.
Feces Pieces, Dookie Crisp, poop loops, tootie pebbles,
TIL a childhood game was a shitty joke I missed my whole life🤣
Dirt Squirts
I like the actual German name for it, “durchfall”. When I look in the toilet, it looks like something that would be called “durch”. And yep, it fell right outta me lol
German here, durch means through. As in it fell through your intestines. At least that has always been my interpretation
Everyone in the UK of a certain age knows what durch means because of Audi
Durch Audi is a much worse slogan than Das Auto
The Slogan is “Vorsprung durch Technik” - advantage through technology
Why?
Taco Bell Tuesday
I was gonna say Taco Bell hell
Taco hell one may say
There’s Dehli Belly as well. No alliteration, but it’s got the rhyme.
I never liked the term Montezuma’s Revenge. Moctezuma the Second was an accomplished leader and deserves more respect than to have his name misspelled with a diarrhea diagnosis.
That being said I got it right as I left Mexico from vacation and prayed for death to take me.
I like the idea that he’s so powerful and vengeful that he’s returning from the grave to fuck with Europeans
His name translates roughly “angry lord” or “lord he who frowns/grimace” so I like the idea he’s just mean mugging the descendents of man until the end of time.
I totally agree with you on Moctezuma. Tourists ruin everything. Especially their own digestive tracts.
I wanted to go see Tenochtitlan and Teotihuacán. Worth it.
My mom taught me intestinal distress.
Nurse?
No
Rolls off the tongue.
I’m not here to kink shame but that’s pretty gross
In Pennsylvania it’s called the Hershey squirts.
This sounds like a joke, but we really do say that!
My dad used to say this. None of my family has ever even been to Pennsylvania to my knowledge though, lol
Same, I don’t think this is a Pennsylvania-ism
I have heard it called that and I physically recoil every time I hear it.
And underwear streaks are referred to as Hershey Highways.
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the older you get, the more frequent the highways
🎶life is a highwayyy, and I’m gonna ride it all night long🎶
Hershey PA contained by far the largest morbidly obese humans I’ve ever seen, like fascinating. All seats must be benches.
“Beaver Fever” is the occasional Canadianism I’ve heard, although its specifically for giardiasis.
That sounds utterly horrific for a vagina
It’s probably a term used elsewhere too, but in the US Navy, when it’s coming from both ends, especially stationed or deployed on ship, it’s the double dragon. Ship food is bad. Ship food is rejected prison food. Moldy. Horrible. Absolute garbage. Garbage would probably be safer.
La tourista !
Every time I get it (like once every 2-3 years) for me it’s never with diarrhea.
Just agonizing with a lot of vomits, fever, congestion, coughing, muscle pain etc.
Oof that’s so much worse.
Explosive diarrhea is how I frequently excuse myself from events.
