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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago

When you’re sick, you just want to sleep it off

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When you’re sick, you just want to sleep it off

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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    skillfully combined …by measuring cups. lol

  • KptnAutismus
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    if it works, it works. if you wanna be conscious, you better take some pervitin.

  • @[email protected]
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    Imagine going to make a meme about this and getting it all stitched together and then typing the word “sneeze” instead of “cough” and publishing without a second thought?

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      Making a fitting shitpost lol. 🥴

    • @[email protected]
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      It’s probably like standing on a high ledge and just giving in to that fear you’re going to take a step off.

  • @[email protected]
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    Less than 1% alcohol? Good, anymore than that would get me all tipsy and shit.

    • @[email protected]
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      You’re supposed to chase it with whiskey.

  • @[email protected]
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    And if its too effective, they won’t be able to leave any bad reviews.

    Checkmate.

  • @[email protected]
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    The worst part is that they used to give this to babies and children on the reg

    • @[email protected]
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      4•2 years ago

      gettin drunk on the reg, good times on the reg, yachts on the reg, sex on the reg

      • @[email protected]B
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        7•2 years ago

        Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/watch?v=fYvKwoWNOl4

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

        • @[email protected]
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          good bot

  • @[email protected]
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    If you ever visit New Orleans be sure to tour the pharmacy museum. Located in an actual former pharmacy in the French Quarter, it is filled with examples of this sort of thing along with arcane medical tools that look like something from Dead Ringers. It gives some really great insight into the state of medicine at the time as well as the exploitation perpetrated by quacks.

  • FARTYSHARTBLAST
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    Where can I get some? Asking for a friend.

    • FARTYSHARTBLAST
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      Fuck, superscript doesn’t work here.

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        Nothing super about a script that makes text harder to read.

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          deleted by creator

        • @[email protected]
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          What if used when doing exponentiation in math?

        • sebinspace
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          Skill issue

          • FARTYSHARTBLAST
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            Story of my life.

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          I think we need to start letting other people decide if our text is super or not.

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        Works on my machine.

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        Don’t you have to ^add ^^more ^^^carets?

        Edit: Damn, that’s small 😂
        Edit, edit: or did I just get old?

        • @[email protected]
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          I’m on Sync. Everything after “to” is atom based

  • Marxism-Fennekinism
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    The cannabis is probably by far the least harmful thing in there.

    • VCTRN
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      As always.

  • @[email protected]
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    All that good shit just to be ruined by the chloroform burning all your insides

    • @[email protected]OP
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      They were the test subjects, they had to kill a few to learn!

  • Dolphinfucker420
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    One time when I had a sinus infection they gave me a bottle of essentially just dxm but the syringe they gave me to measure the dose didn’t fit in the bottle so I just took a swig whenever and let me tell you that was genuinely the happiest week of my life. I’ve never felt so at peace. Granted there was a lot else going on like I was essentially being paid hundreds of dollars to just feed someone’s dog and take them outside on a really nice plot of land but the drugs made it a lot better I swear.

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      I went through a stomach surgery, and when I left the hospital they have me a receipt for some pain medication. I got a packet of 500(!!) morphine based pills. I took one, and decided I’d rather live with the pain. I like alchohol and the rush it gives me, but morphine in my body is fucking shit. Worst feeling I’ve felt in my life. I was suicidal, non-responsive (according to my GF) - but no pain even if I cannot remember a damn thing. Fuck that shit

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        My mom about 5 minutes after taking the first morphine pill: “Hmm, I wonder when I’m allowed to take the next one [checks clock]”

        Shit’s evil.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      Lucky, I get sinus infections due to the wild fires and they just give me antibiotics.

      • Dolphinfucker420
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        I also got antibiotics as well as a steroid to use depending on if it was viral or bacterial (it was bacterial and I knew that from the start so I didn’t bother with the steroid)

  • @[email protected]
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    You murdered this meme

    • @[email protected]OP
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      With that much chloroform in it, a dab will do ya.

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