Now that is an “Oh, Shit!” moment.
I ate a beet salad after and had Christmas poops.
The post beets dump can be alarming until you remember you ate beets
Hey aren’t you the one who denounced me on behalf of Canada?
What are you, like the queen of Canada or something?
Someone shreked in the toilet!
And didn’t flush?
Supergreen!
Leeloo Dallas multipass
Pretty Patties!
Wow! The Burger King TIL are strong today…
I’d call that a feature.
They’re called Pretty Patties you uncultured swine
Pfft… When I drink a single can of Monster Energy, my poop is not just green; that shit glows. It also makes my pee fluorescent.
Which sucks because clearly all the energy is just leaving my body.
The first time I discovered that did coloring can turn your poop green is with Baskin Robins had penguin ice cream because of Madagascar.
These woke millennials and their damn cancer
Everyone has cancer these days. Back in my time nobody had cancer because we ate our fruits and veggies and none of this woke organic BS
What is it with Burger King today?
What is the rest of the text for the bottom one? I must know
Found it “TIL that in 2020, Burger King ran an advertising campaign featuring a picture of a moldy Whopper, to prove that their burgers are made without preservatives. This unconventional advertising method wor”(sic)
paraphrasing, “this unconventional advertising worked great and increased sales.”
Had an “Eclipse” burger this April that had a “black” bun like this. Definitely wasn’t expecting the vibrant green dump, but it didn’t take too long to make the connection. Kind of funny once I realized nothing was seriously wrong, hah.
Pretty sure this won’t be coming to the European markets.
So does purple Kool-Aid.
