Meanwhile, Australia is down there like “WTF mate?”
Nah, no one likes lives in that part of Australia. Pluto sitting there just means drivers from Perth to Sydney have to take a little detour.
I mean, I’m pretty sure you’d be able to see it from everywhere in Australia, so I bet many of them would be like “WTF?” But they’ll be dead soon. Fuckin’ kangaroos.
Fucking kangaroos
Small little fucker, no wonder it’s not a planet anymore.
Straya’s never been a planet, mate.
Might as well have been. 😉
Yeah, but it is a pretty big island.
That’s an avocado pit and you know it
As a former Plutonian, I can confirm it’s small, that’s why we immigrated to Earth. And fucking cold!
Stop posting pictures of my family, they are very shy!!!
Hey wtf put Pluto back to where it belongs. Do you have any idea how bad this is for the world economics???
Would the owner of a beige 1930 dwarf planet please move it, or we will have it towed.
I think a TARDIS can do that.
In future news; Donald X Musk III, worlds first quintillionare, decided to alter Pluto’s orbit to collide with Mars “Becauth it would be thoo cool!”.
The Alice Springs Pluto Observatory has opened considerably under-budget.
I’m digging the way the map shows Tasmania as part of the continental plate.
Is it on purpose or is it because of ocean depth?
The light blue part is shallow and when it’s underwater, they call it “continental shelf”.
Tasmania and mainland Australia are connected by the same, shared continental shelf.
So… Does this mean Australia is no longer a continent?
Or does it mean Australia is a planet?
Australia would have to round up its edges and clear it’s orbit of little islands before being called a planet.
Mostly just a cunt
I’m sure the rest of the world would agree!
Dwarf continent
Seems like it amounts to a gas giant down under.
It never was. The concept of Australis is part of spherical world order.
Do you really think a Platypus is a real animal? A mammal that let’s eggs and has bioluminescent fur. Get the fuck outta here.
If that photo was taken right before impact, none of the continents will remain continents because it’s all about to melt and we might have another moon when everything settles down and we evolve back from scratch over the next several billion years.
The only survivors would be Australia’s infamous Magma Spiders.
Just in time to get baked by the sun!
Sand Mass?
I can see why they no longer call it a planet, what’s the cutoff for asteroid size?
It is still a dwarf planet. Basically when it hits hydrostatic equilibrium, i.e. when it’s round, it is considered a dwarf planet. More here
Do it.
First they came for Pluto’s planethood.
Next they’re coming for Australia’s continenthood.
When they came for Pluto, I said nothing because I wasn’t a planet
When they came for Australia, I said nothing because I wasn’t a continent
When they came for Bielefeld, I said nothing because I wasn’t a city
When they came for me, there was no one left to say anything– Martin Niemöller
Pluto is still a sphere, this is an unfair comparison because Pluto hasn’t been unwrapped
Pluto unboxing video.
It’s actually 4π*(0.5*(length-of-australia))^2 bigger than that.
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Fun fact: the surface area of Pluto is only about 4% larger than Russia.
So thats why Russia wanted to expand
What is Pluto doing so close to Australia?
That shouldn’t be allowed. Someone tell it to go back to it’s usual orbit, this is not on.
Fuck off Pluto, we’re full!
You didn’t know they had a thing? It lasted until Australia found out Pluto wasn’t really a planet.
It’s their payback for that whole “clears its orbit” business.
They’re using it to cool up Australia
Wow, Pluto has approximately the same surface area as Russia
And now putin starts pumping out propaganda that pluto used to be russian
