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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 10 months ago

Shart, not fart

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Shart, not fart

files.catbox.moe

@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 10 months ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    15•10 months ago

    Cat hates you.

    • @[email protected]
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      7•10 months ago

      The worst fate.

  • @[email protected]
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    8•10 months ago

    My poop red

    • CO5MO ✨
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      1•10 months ago

      Was it beets?

  • @[email protected]
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    2•10 months ago

    a sad story using only 3 Words

  • @[email protected]
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    1•10 months ago

    deleted by creator

  • dactylotheca
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    6•10 months ago

    Still not dead

  • @[email protected]
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    56•10 months ago

    Back to work.

    • @[email protected]
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      6•10 months ago

      Here’s our winner.

      • GreatAlbatross
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        10•10 months ago

        Back to office.

  • @[email protected]
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    Hedgehog mom crushed.

  • (⬤ᴥ⬤)
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    baby, no shoes

    • @[email protected]
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      5•10 months ago

      Never shoes, baby

      • (⬤ᴥ⬤)
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        6•10 months ago

        baby, never worn

  • @[email protected]
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    24•10 months ago

    Need baby shoes?

    • @[email protected]
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      10•10 months ago

      That you, Hemmingway?

      • @[email protected]
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        1•10 months ago

        *Hemmmingway

      • @[email protected]
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        3•10 months ago

        then who was shoe?

      • @[email protected]
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        8•10 months ago

        Yes, it’s an abridgement of the most mundane 6 word story:

        For sale: baby shoes, too small.

        • Sockenklaus
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          1•10 months ago

          But how is this a sad story? Babies grow so fast that they easily can skip a size… Am I missing the point?

          And, wouldn’t this be the real sad story? “For sale, baby shoes, too big”

          Implying that the baby died before it could grow into said shoes?

          • @[email protected]
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            3•10 months ago

            It’s decidedly not sad – I specifically said it was the most mundane 6 word story.

          • @[email protected]
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            7•10 months ago

            Am I missing the point?

            Yes, a little. The original was: For sale, baby shoes, never worn.

        • @[email protected]
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          7•10 months ago

          Isn’t it: For sale: baby shoes, never worn

          • @[email protected]
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            1•10 months ago

            Is this Loss?

            • @[email protected]
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              Not sure if you’re just doing the prompt or really asking, but I’ve never heard the 6 word story given a name, so I’m not sure

          • @[email protected]
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            7•10 months ago

            That’s the saddest 6 word story.

    • ivanafterall ☑️
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      2•10 months ago

      Stained baby shoes

  • @[email protected]
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    5•10 months ago

    I was sad.

    Oh no, anyways…

  • Captain Aggravated
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    4•10 months ago

    Water pipe burst.

  • @[email protected]
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    I loved you

    • ivanafterall ☑️
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      10 months ago

      “She preferred him.”

      I don’t think I like this game.

  • @[email protected]
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    1•10 months ago

    Toilet rise watering.

  • @[email protected]
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    1•10 months ago

    Mustache jizz giveaway

  • @[email protected]
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    undeleted by administrator

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