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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 11 months ago

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  • @[email protected]
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    I will give you points for the bad pun. Everything else is a crime.

  • Tiefling IRL
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    I’ve trained myself to eat banana peel. It’s a fun way to freak out people since it always gets a reaction. Watermelon peels are also a gross favorite. Far from the freakiest thing I do though.

    Kiwis are weirdly better with the peel

    • @[email protected]
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      Back when I worked for Micky D’s as a teenager, I’d eat the receipt they’d give me with the crew meal. Toss it in my mouth, and start chewing in front of the custies before walking back to the break room and spitting it out there.

      My general manager loved me…

  • @[email protected]
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    Damn. Lemmy is getting good. Keep it up people.

  • @[email protected]
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    This has strong Ricky from TPB vibes…

    https://trailerpark.fandom.com/wiki/Rickyisms

  • @[email protected]
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    Spaghetti caravanana

  • @[email protected]
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    A lifetimes supply of trace minerals

  • @[email protected]
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    • Fernlike
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  • @[email protected]
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    My Sicilian partner called this Italophobia

  • @[email protected]
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    7•11 months ago

    I must have some intolerance, whenever I eat hotwheels they come out the same way they went in. Same with Nerf darts. Its cool that I get to play with them again tho.

  • @[email protected]
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    3•11 months ago

    Not approved!

  • ekZepp
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    10•11 months ago

    Can we stop wasting food on unfunny memes?

    • Mayor Poopington
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      What are you talking about this is peak comedy right here

    • @[email protected]
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      I’m sure they took the cars off and just ate the banana, but I agree for other memes

      • Mayor Poopington
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        I’ll eat your cars if you don’t want em

      • @[email protected]
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        That’s like peeling the rind from the brie and just throwing it away.

    • Rentlar
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      • Real food: rots in a week
      • Food meme: gets moldy only after several reposts, after years or sometimes never

      Reject real food, embrace memes for nutrition

      • kindenough
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        I’ll see you again after a month of just bananarama.

    • @[email protected]
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      You wouldn’t handle a fast food restaurant at the end of the shift

    • Rolivers
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      Howtobasic has entered the chat.

  • @[email protected]
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