obamna
SODA!!!
I’ve never felt so stupid in my life.
Popregon
This is genius but too high effort. You may sit on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of shitost.
This is outrageous and unfair, also a very unusual state of affairs
Tiny soda?
Now I get it
Small pop
Petite libation
You magnificent motherfucker. You beautiful bastard. You incandescent ignoramus.
I have learned so much about shitposting from this single post.
Cansas
i’m not fallin for it i’ve had my wheaties
This is great. It’s like Shitpost-Prime. Half the comments are complaining about how it doesn’t make sense.
No one has even noticed that
- A “mini-burger” already has a name and it isn’t “mini-burger”
- The standard soda can shown is not a big soda
It’s the same burger.
A “mini-burger” already has a name and it isn’t “mini-burger”
I assume you mean sliders. The pic clearly does not show a slider, it shows the exact same burger as on the left but smaller. Way too much going on in that thing to be a slider, mini-burger is perfectly apt.
That’s because sliders was a sci-fi show starring the kid from Stand by Me.
Gimli was in it too
It was pretty good at first but when Gimli left it fell apart.
My favorite Gimli movie is “Spirited Away”.
I had a crush on the girl. When she left it wasn’t worth watching anymore.
I believe you mean Joe from the singing cockroach movie.
Enhanced Burger and regular Burger
No, a slider is someone who can travel from world to world where it’s the same year, and they’re the same person, but everything else is different.
I mean, Coke sells smaller sodas….🤷
But thats Washington 😡😤
Washington is above the red spot. The red location is Oregon.
Wrong again. He was one of the first, if not the firstest, president of the United States. They even named the capital after him because he was a capitalist
I don’t know about firstest, but he was definitely firster. That’s why they call him a founding father, not a founding fathest.
whoosh
Went right over their Oregon!
Pop them right up the Florida!
Straight into Fuck Dakota.
No. You’re all wrong. That’s still my phone.
No, this is Patrick
Washington is on the east coast dummy. It’s by Pennsylvania.
The joke would have landed for me if you had chosen Wisconsin.
Yeah but Wisconsin is more of a medium soda so it wouldn’t make sense.
Shrinkflation would like a word
I think I don’t get it.
Mini soda - Minnesota.
= Oregon?
O R E G O N T R A I L
YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY
Real talk, I have the Oregon Trail video game board game and my wife and I were playing it for the first time and she said “you start first so I know what to do” so I flipped the first card and immediately died of a rattlesnake bite leaving her to play on her own
I haven’t really played the board game, as my wife and I usually get caught up in longer ones. But I do have childhood memories of killing many a brave group of pioneers with poor planning and too much bad meat.
Better than DYED OF DYSENTARY.
Probably a fine dye so long as you don’t mind everything you own being that color. Not to mention the smell. And being dead of course.
Love dying of Disney…
Developed by The Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium.
The transitive property in action: Mini-soda = Minnesota = Oregon
Only because half the metro population of Portland are Minnesota ex-state-triats.
Oregano
I must be OOtL. I got the mini soda to Minnesota allusion but how does Oregon factor into this?
It’s a shitpost, the joke is that it’s the wrong state
Gah fuck. Should have looked at what sub I was in.
That’s what I was missing.
This is the kinda community that requires more than 5 hours of sleep to digest. I know now.
So obvious, not sure why I didn’t see it before!
It’s because they made it up. No one has ever referred to Oregon as a small Minnesota before.
They are stretching the story to fit the truth.
Alright fellow Oregonians, grab your torches and pitchforks, we meet at OP’s house tomorrow.
I’ll bring beer
I’ll bring weed
I’ll bring hammocks
I’ll bring those little 8oz cans of Coca-Cola
What’s that? Are you guys fans of oregano on pizza? I am interested to join in that case.
I first read “little soda” like a dunce, and realized “why is it oregon” and then realized I was supposed to read “mini soda”
I dummy’d my way to the solution
